I have a phobia of long hair and can't be with women

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I am a straight male aged 32 and have a hard time dating because most women have long hair. I absolutely dread long hair and a lot of it is due to my mom's cooking and constantly finding her hair in my food as a child, gagging and having to slowly pull it out and put it on a napkin. Some women have short hair but obviously that's not the only factor when dating. How do I get over this...

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  • you_go_glen_coco
    7 years ago

    Your answer is hidden in your story. "I absolutely dread long hair"... get a girl with dreads. that way at least you will see the hair in your food if a dread fell off.

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  • i_was_fricasseed
    7 years ago

    Go out with bald girls?

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  • hgjukbjk
    7 years ago

    Shave their heads

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  • rep14
    7 years ago

    Make your own meals?

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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    You need a bald-headed girlfriend that knows how to cook.

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