I have a phantom penis

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I lost my penis in a freak caravaning accident when I was 9.

I am now 27 and although I have no pecker it still feels like I do. When I am arroused it feels like I have a massive thick cock.

So as no one can see my invisble johnson I walk around with a huge fake bonor all the time and I get it out a parties and no one can see it.

I once got it out at christmas and pretended I was sticking it in my Grandmothers ear.

That's normal right?

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Based on 31 votes (6 yes)
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Comments ( 12 )
  • d3l33tm3
    13 years ago

    Have you tried sticking it in your mothers arse yet? What about your Daddy's nostril? Your sisters armpit? Your dogs anus? All of these things are normal for idiots like you, so go ahead, make my day.

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    • moofaced
      13 years ago

      You mean have I tried bum raping my mother with my non existant wang? You sir are mentaly unhinged.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I lol'd.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    This is interesting. Can't surgeons construct you a new penis?

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  • Apple_guy
    10 years ago

    This shit had me dying!

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  • cndguy
    11 years ago

    yes its normal read up on phantom limbs! people who have lost arms can scratch that arms they lost by touching there face haha

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  • junglebook20
    13 years ago

    i think it would be weird if the thought of youre grammas ear turned you on but if it was more of a joke or something that you thought was funny then i see nothing wrong w it.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    You guys are asses maybe there are nerves that weren't severed

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    stick it in your real boyfriends ass

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  • Comm0nSense
    13 years ago

    lol it'd look weird as fuxk if there was nothing there cept a pair of droopy balls with a jungle o pubes

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  • stikyfangers
    13 years ago

    Sorry about your hard luck, but anything pertaining to grandmother and penis in the same sentence ... Abnormal, whether inverted or hidden in it's shell

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I agree, this is relevant to my interests.

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