I have a legitimate problem
Well to put it in plain English I literally put pussy up on the pedestal. I don't know why I do it, I don't understand doing it, I don't think I even recognize when I'm doing it, but I fucking damn well do it, that's for sure. This way I know exactly where it is, I mean I won't be able to reach it, but I know where it is.
Honestly it sucks, because you never get laid. But hey what can you do? Life's like that sometimes.