I have a fetish for dogturd

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i have a fetish for eating dogturd when i walk outside and see a dog pooing i just want to eat it and rub it all over my face the smell is beautiful love it once i was walking around and came across a tree and i could smell dogturd and i saw it next to the tree and thought to myself this is a nice peace of dogturd i just wanna eat it so i picked it up and started eating that sweet peace of dogturd and it tasted so good i have also been going into bins in the park and finding dogturd bags and licking the dogturd oh this is so great i always have dogturd in between my teeth and i love it

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    Weak troll.

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    • girlsfartinyourpantiesPlease
      7 years ago

      pmsl

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  • LittleMissSociopath
    7 years ago

    weak trolls piss me off. At least try to be convincing

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  • imsoJealousofIman
    7 years ago

    When trolls think they're hilarious *plays Sound Of Silence by Simon and Garfunkle*

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    • Tempest-au
      7 years ago

      Hello darkness my old friend...

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      • imsoJealousofIman
        7 years ago

        lol Ive come to talk with you again.

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  • BlackyHancock
    7 years ago

    you should watch 'Pink Flamingos' by John Waters there's some good dog turd eating action in that film

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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    You're not supposed to have more fun at the dog park than the dogs.

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