I hate when people smack on thier food!

Smack their food? Like, with bare hands? Sry I don't get it :|

Oh man it fills me with murderous rage. I mean MURDEROUS rage, you know? to the point where I actually find myself considering ending their life in the most painful way possible, then I sometimes realize what I'm thinking and have to excuse myself. I've always been that way though. When I was a kid my ma brought over some other kid and his ma and we were eating, Spaghettios and I distinctly remember this. He fuckin sitting there NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM, I smacked him right in the face and told him why I did it, and not to do that anymore. Needless to say my ma came in and busted my ass for not being able to control myself like an idiot, I explained it to her later, and I found out she's the same way. Hates when people chew with their mouths open... but obviously I don't go around slapping the shit outta people for doing it, but I do fantasize about it from time to time. I can't be around it long though, I start getting hot, and angry and sweating and I almost lose control. Feels like road rage kinda, to liken the feeling to something. but yeah i gotta excuse myself for sure. I think its normal, for us normal people, not for sick bastards though. sick fucks..

I had a friend that ate with his mouth open and smacking his lips. He said "It tastes better" ? I felt like leaving the table.

Sounds like slight misophonia. Smacking and a few other noises bother me a lot as well. I get really angry/disgusted and usually have to get away from them.

Ugh... I had someone doing that at work today. I wanted to tell em to shut the uck up.

I hate hearing anybody eating!

I have the same problem too! Sadly most of my friends are REALLY loud eaters. I believe it might be misophonia. Not sure if that's a real thing or not
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I love the sound of my cat and or my sister's dog eating!

i hate it too, when i am around some one smacking food in their mouth i get heated up and have thoughts to punch their faces in. and thinking about it only gets me angry....!!!!

Banana's sound really fucked up when someone smacks on them. GAH!!!!! FUCK!!!

You'd probably hate me then, OP since I sometimes make those smacking noises with food when I eat in a hurry. XD

Someone did it at my work, and I smashed the bowl of food out from under their arms with a hammer. They looked so shocked lol

It angers me.

Food is a powerful thing, But i would never participate in an eating competition OR chew with my mouth open. There really are staving children that i never met, and its extremely likely that i will never meet them.

Personally i eat more than i can handle - but i still throw away good food.

We aren't perfect, but yes its bad etiquette.