I hate the way a female's reproductive organ feels

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I'm straight but for some reason I hate putting my dick in a warm wet hole. It feels gross. I prefer a hand job with small, cold hands.

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Based on 49 votes (14 yes)
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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    Martians have their sex organs in their hands.
    Try shaking hands with a Martian, you might like it.

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  • CreamPuffs
    7 years ago

    That's not really normal.

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  • Edweekiark
    7 years ago

    stick your cock into a cherry pie. Shoot your load. It's less drama.

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    • RamenNoodleMaster#3
      7 years ago

      Thats the best advice i've ever read on this site, so true.

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      • i.am.still.a.pervert
        7 years ago

        Don't forget Banana Creme pies. They do your penis right.

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  • jethro
    7 years ago

    Good that will leave more for me and you won't be able to procreate. That will put a little chlorine into your gene pool for sure.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    Maybe you'll prefer some dude's poop shoot.

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  • Carlton03
    7 years ago

    Lol

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