I hate squirrels

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So, we have this rooster in my backyard that flew in (or however roosters move, either flying or walking) and my grandpa gave me a trap to try to get it and take it to the pound or whatever. But yesterday I found a squirrel in it and it was dead. I didn't touch the thing it was already dead. So I re- baited the trap but I want to burn the next squirrel or at least cut it 100's of times before it dies. Seriously I think about it all day long. After I get home thats the first thing I do and I spend a lot of time thinking about what to do to it!

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    Your a future serial killer.

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    • esreverlogic
      14 years ago

      You're.

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  • Gidget
    13 years ago

    there so cute tho ur evil

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  • Deadly_Syn
    15 years ago

    Wow
    Your a sick fucker.

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  • MrsEdGein
    9 years ago

    The constant crowing of a rooster is one of the most annoying sounds on the planet.

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  • ellaisrad
    13 years ago

    You is hella crazy

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  • JadeLovesYa
    13 years ago

    That's just a natural thing. I'm afraid of pigs and I have no idea why. No, i'm not weird and neither are you.

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  • nothing2
    14 years ago

    some people get crazy about squirrels. i don't know why. i could care less. the birds don't like them either i found out. i wonder if there's a squirrel syndrome? you know that makes people nuts. they end up in mental and the psych is not another squirrel case. i dunno.

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  • Flabbergasm
    14 years ago

    Get a pellet gun, that's what my dad's friend Mircea did.

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  • Heybroyodogsupman
    14 years ago

    Kind of unhealthy...squirrels are funny little creatures that can't really do anything wrong except for steal bird feed from the birds. You should probably get a stress ball or something whenever you feel these urges because that is really really unhealthy.

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  • jd102
    14 years ago

    dude someone needs to stop you thats actually really not normal to want to massacre a little squirell for no reason

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  • lwinnchick
    14 years ago

    your probably angry and you want to take it out on something small and harmless that cant fight back. its cruel. try and find whats making you angry and leave the squirrel alone.

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  • CalvinNHobbes
    14 years ago

    Learn some good squirrel recipes like Rice and Gravy with black pepper, or corn and potatoes with marinated and grilled squirrel. The legs taste like little chicken wings if you do it right. Buy a .22 pellet gun and have a field day. Email me if you live in TX, I'll help you bust them.

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  • jamiec24925
    15 years ago

    wait...
    do u hate the squirrels do u just hate the rooster and ur trying to catch it but the squirrels are getting killed so u feel sry so ur thinking "stupid squirrel!! now i have to feel sry for you"??
    lol

    ~<333

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    Next time you catch a sqirrel try this it sounds like fun

    http://isitnormal.com/story/4243/

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  • Anasule
    15 years ago

    I would like to recommend letting off some steam by killing virtual squirrels as its less cruel to animals.

    http://www.addictinggames.com/squirrelhunt.html

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  • Fuhad
    15 years ago

    I get the feeling your Grandpa gave you a beating for not catching the rooster so you want revenge on the Squirrels.

    I would recommend therapy or GTA 4, its were all serial killers let off some steam.

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  • BirdyMojo
    14 years ago

    CAN WE SAY CRAZY TOWN!!!!! THAT IS JACKED UP MAN!

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