I hate my nephew.

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So my nephew is 7 months old.
I understand he's a baby. And babies cry. But I feel as of my nerves take it to the next level. I constantly feel like harming him. Even when he's not crying! When he smiles at me, I just want to punch him in the face.
He is spoiled rotten! He cries every 9 minutes! He wants to be held all the time.
Today, I slowly pushed him back onto the tile floor in my kitchen as he was touching my legs as I was baking cookies. He was balling. I just wanted to slap the living hell out of him.
I felt extremely guilty after I pushed him though. When I am at someone's house sleeping over, I never miss him. Not even a teensy bit.
Matter fact, if he died, I don't think I will miss him. He's to annoying for me to handle.
Am I devil? Another Casey Anthony?
Is this normal?

Yes it is! 99
No. You are a lunatic. 70
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  • charli.m
    11 years ago | pl

    He's crying because you terrify him.

    Just keep the fuck away from the kid. Everyone will be better off.

    Don't breed.

    Arsehole.

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    • x1frosty16
      11 years ago

      Perfectly said you should really stay the hell away from your nephew and all babies as a matter of fact. And please whatever you do please don't harm him just stay away.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    You don't know much about babies do you?

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  • the_misty_haze
    11 years ago

    Babies can sense the "fucking asshole" trait. Don't worry I'm sure he hates you too. Like someone above me said "don't breed" maybe you should avoid sex all together. Id hate some innocent child to be accidently bestowed on you.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    It's normal to not like kids, but don't hurt him.
    Don't spend time with him. Let his parents know that he stresses you out and that you can't spend time with him anymore.

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  • BurnaBaby27
    11 years ago

    It's okay to be frustrated with him, but harming him or thinking of harming him is taking it to a completely unacceptable level. He's a baby, he's still learning.

    Oh and I guess this is another situation where I should explain my username..it isn't burn A baby as in setting infants aflame, it's my nickname.

    Don't set infants aflame.

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    • Boo!
      11 years ago

      Haha, your warning made be laugh. People really call you burnababy? Thats pretty long.

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      • BurnaBaby27
        11 years ago

        :}, haha no. It's really "burnabook", "book" pronounced like your username "boo" with a k, not pronounced " book" like literature..if that made sense. But it's shortened to "burna", so people call me that.

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        • Boo!
          11 years ago

          Haha, Thats so cool. I'm in your name yay. I thought your nickname might be Baby. I know thats pretty Ironic. B for burn, A for A, B for baby and then just take the Y so it makes something like baby or would you perfer bab? Hmm, I think this encounter should be changed into friendship. What do ya say bab? Lets be friends?

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          • BurnaBaby27
            11 years ago

            Well my boyfriend calls me baby, a lot of people call me that for that matter..it's kind of like a universal nickname though so I don't think that counts, haha. Yay! Friends :D haha, hello there friend :}.

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            • Boo!
              11 years ago

              yay. Hi, so your ok with me calling you baby? I was gonna call you bab so you dont get me wrong.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    You're sick.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    hateful heap of crap

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Casey Anthony is rad. She stood up for what she believes in!

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    • GuessWho
      11 years ago

      There are some things that even trolls shouldn't say...

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Um..it wasn't a joke. Sometimes i just don't get why you are sooooo naive.

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      • flutterhigh
        11 years ago

        Hitler was a pretty nice guy.

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        • iEatZombies_
          11 years ago

          flutterhigh ate OP's nephew.

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          He probably was an alright guy in private life. Who knows?

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    • alv1592
      11 years ago

      You're joking, right?

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      • Lynxikat
        11 years ago

        He's just trolling. I wouldn't take what he says too seriously.

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  • Lynxikat
    11 years ago

    It's normal to dislike babies and dislike children. It's NOT normal to hurt them, or even want to hurt them.

    Please seek some help.

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  • Boo!
    11 years ago

    I can understand kids can be annoying sometimes but if you ever feel as if you need to hit the child to feel better then leave. You dont need to put up with him its not your kid. How can he be spoiled he's just 7 months!? Of course he wants to be held all the time and crys alot!? Are you a girl or a boy, OP?

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  • alv1592
    11 years ago

    I say it's not normal. How can you literally hate a baby? Sure it can be annoying when they cry, but they don't know how to talk so you have to be patient. Unless you learn to love him, I suggest you stay away from him. Think about how the rest of your family would feel if you hurt that child...just saying.

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  • belbel000
    11 years ago

    Find out why you hate him. What caused this hatred?

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      This is a good idea. If the OP can't avoid him, he/she should try to do relaxing activities beforehand like Yoga.

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  • flutterhigh
    11 years ago

    "He was balling."

    hahaha

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  • phoebe8
    11 years ago

    jesus fucking christ.
    stay away from the child at all costs then seek professional help.
    I don't like kids that much either , but what the actual fuck, man.

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  • Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World
    11 years ago

    I understand you to some extent. I know it can be annoying to have a baby crying all the time, especially when it's not yours and you feel like it's not your fault and you shouldn't be dealing with it. I felt the same way when my nephew was first born. But later I realized how wrong that was. You shouldn't hate a baby. They are so innocent.

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  • rekltalni
    11 years ago

    Perhaps some sort of jealousy and mental background could further explain your actions. If so, then yes, its normal. But if you dont have a reason for this, you should seriously consider seeing a doctor before things get out of hand. sorry :/

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  • jondoerandom
    11 years ago

    no, man.. it's normal. I can't stand fucking toddlers as well. If I'd have one in the house i'd probably rent another place or move to a motel until the little shit's gone.

    Don't hurt it, well.. cause it's inhumane and illegal, but then just avoid it as much as possible.

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    • BurnaBaby27
      11 years ago

      It? Nephew = male.

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      • Boo!
        11 years ago

        Maybe refering to the baby as "it" shows how apathetic he/she is to babies?

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        • jondoerandom
          11 years ago

          It becomes "he" when it reaches a cognitive stage, let's say.. at least 5-6. :)

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          • Boo!
            11 years ago

            Ah, I see. I knew you were being apathetic!? Hehe, I got you figure out. Kind of.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    Is it because you really can't stand babied because, if so, I think I'm on the same page as you. I wouldn't go as far as hurting one, but I can't stand to be around them. I don't like the way they cry, the way they look at me, the way the smell...nothing. I really can't stand babies. When they bring him around, I'd say, just try not to be in the same room as him. That's what I do when people bring babies around me. Everytime I go visit my family, it seems I always have a new cousin, and I can't stand it, so I just isolate myself from where ever the baby is. Anyway, try not to hurt the child. It's not worth it.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      TRY not to hurt the child?!!

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      • iEatZombies_
        11 years ago

        Well of course you'd to try. They're very slippery, like wet soap bars. Maybe if we just put the things on a rope. XD

        Sick joke? Yeah, little sick.

        Don't put the baby on a rope, OP! I just kid!
        K, thanks. =]

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          :) (naughty)

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      • x1frosty16
        11 years ago

        You caught that too huh? Bunch of pussymuffins.

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          yes and btw your dog is adorable

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          • x1frosty16
            11 years ago

            Aww thanks...execpt its not my dog ha ha its a google image. I used to have a picture of me up untill I thought about people I know might recognize me lol so I went and found a google image to use

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  • Flaze
    11 years ago

    There's something mentally wrong with you. Go and see a doctor please.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    11 years ago

    Theres no reason to want to punch him in the face. By the way you describe it, it's almost as if you were jealous of the baby.

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  • ObeyMyDog!
    11 years ago

    You all need to calm down. I seriously doubt he would oh. H the baby In the face. He's simply describing the contempt he has for the kid. Not all People have the baby loving genes in them. I don't, I know this. Babies make me crazy and I often want to slap other people's kids. However, that doesn't make me sick, insensitive, or hateful. You people who can't understand how a person couldn't like a baby are the problem. How about you people take the time to ACTUALLY understand that not everyone likes little crying, shitting, babies. I feel you, don't worry abou these haters who want nothing more in life than to reproduce. They should have been swallowed by there mothers.

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    • iEatZombies_
      11 years ago

      Does your mother swallow you?

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    • x1frosty16
      11 years ago

      You do realize you were once a baby right? And that goes for all of you baby haters here. Their inocent and don't know any better and the only way they can tell you what they want is to cry. And if he already pushed the baby who's to say he wouldn't hurt him. If all of you don't like babies then yall should just stay the hell away from them and quit blabbering how much you hate them and want to hurt them. Theirs a fine line between not likeing babies because they are annoying and hurting them. Seriously who's being more of a baby, cause I actually find the babies more mature than these people.

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    • charli.m
      11 years ago

      There is nothing wrong with disliking children. I love them, but I know many people who don't and I respect that. My advice to them is also not to breed.

      I also get that kids are frustrating. When I first saw this post, I had just come home from an 11hr work day where I had a 10mth old baby clinging to me all day, refusing to sleep and screaming at the slightest thing. He was not in pain, he was just clingy. I at no point hurt him or even felt the urge to hurt him. And I had him, all my responsibility, for a whole day. Yes, I have put myself in that position of responsibility and the OP has not, but I still do not see any reason for the OP to have such a violent reaction, even when the baby is NOT crying.

      The OP has said they pushed the SEVEN MONTH OLD BABY. Do you even know how small a 7mth old is? As far as I'm concerned, that's assault. Now perhaps that's an overreaction in some people's eyes. But consider the size difference. The child is tiny, the OP is (presumably) a grown adult, or at least a teen.

      So unless the OP can get a fucking handle on their rage issues, they should keep away from the kid, or the kid is going to get hurt and the OP is going to be charged with assault, or even murder. Who benefits from that scenario, huh?

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