I hate my little cousins

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I am an only child, so I am quite bad around children. But my little cousins are so freaking annoying I hate them! Their really nosey around me, and they wont go away! They would also scream and hit me several times if I ignore them. They also like to steal my stuff and cannot stop talking! I told them to stop, but they wont stop unless their asleep. URGGH im so frustrated around them...

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    The best thing about kids is that the are short, so when you install a barrel bolt on your room, they can't reach it.
    As for the rest of it, I heard somewhere they were selling child size fly swatters. Squish, splat, moosh.

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    • Niggers_like_white_women
      8 years ago

      Have another rum you pervert. You have no useful advice, other than seducing a desperate, ugly woman 47 yrs your junior.

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        Again thank you for all this attention. I LOVE IT! Keep it up. My ego is just bursting with happiness that I consume so much of your time and thoughts. Little old me getting so much attention. Whoda thunk? Thank you, Oh Thank you, Thank you.

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        • Niggers_like_white_women
          8 years ago

          You do love your attention, it's why you spend so much time here. Strange that someone with your professed background does it.

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          • thegypsysailor
            8 years ago

            Again thank you for all this attention. I LOVE IT! Keep it up. My ego is just bursting with happiness that I consume so much of your time and thoughts. Little old me getting so much attention. Whoda thunk? Thank you, Oh Thank you, Thank you.

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