I hate living next to this person, iin?

Would you consider a profane, loudmouth, inconsiderate, smoking pregnant woman with three misbehaving (I'm almost certain) bastard kids (literal definition) that don't seem to be disciplined well, questionable/shady looking acquaintances, looks and acts like she probably does drugs and has few if any morals, always has some kind of drama going on, and apparently has multiple warrants for her arrest, a "white trash individual?"

Or does she specifically have to live in a trailer too? Actually, on second thought, she probably did live in a trailer before she somehow managed to swindle her way into the apartment next to me...

Yes, I know I'm being judgmental. If you had to live next to this person, you'd probably be saying the same thing too. I just felt like I was going to go nuts if I didn't tell SOMEBODY!

I miss my previous neighbors, I never heard a peep out of them (nor did I smell their putrid tobacco odor/whatever it is they happen to be cooking [molded leftover macaroni and cheese, dead animals, crack, old VHS tapes, etc.] through the walls either).

I need to find a new place I think. Yeah, somewhere with trees would be nice...

Anyway, what are some of your experiences with bad neighbors? Please, share with me you experiences of neighborly woe.

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Comments ( 13 )
  • dirtybirdy

    Sounds a whole lot like a girl I used to be friends with. I honestly feel like she should just die already. No way in fuck would I want to live next to somecow like that.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Yes, it's normal to hate living next to certain folks. I don't like living next to my neighbours on the right side. If you have reason to believe that her children are somehow being neglected, (etc.) Call CPS or the cops.

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    • AbnormallyAwesome

      ^This

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  • Phishy

    You know what they say, you can be green and wild, but you still aren't a cup.

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    • Avant-Garde

      Very nice, very thought provoking... (No, I'm not some art critic...) Have you ever thought about what it might be like to be a cup?

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    • robbieforgotpw

      is that a european expression?

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Sounds like she needs a shotgunface treatment.

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  • gummy_jr

    She sounds fantastic :)

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  • ThisIsImpossible

    Sounds like some good ol fashioned dopefienin, dopefienin fuh sho

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    well i dont my niohbors but im a shut in

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  • hairyfairy

    It`s people like that that make me believe in eugenics, because we could be rid of them in a couple of generations.

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  • PureLikeSnow

    A person with zero self-respect for themselves will not show any respect towards anyone else. You should report her, for the sake of her kids.

    About 5 years ago, I had a neighbor who moved into the house that is located one door down from mine. He paid my father and I $250 to clear out all the debris around the house. Clearly the money was worth it. The problem was the guy and his wife were lazy mother-fuckers who didn't know anything about landscaping, let alone mowing a lawn or using a leaf-blower. It felt as though I was living next to a forest. Thank goodness they're gone now.

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  • xTheShadyCharacterx

    Well my moms friend had a house in St.Cloud and they had a neighbor. When one day the swat came up broke down his neighbors door and arrested him. They pulled 6 bins of marijuana out of his house and one bin of cocaine. This is actually a true story!

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