I hate bathing my child!

By looking at the title I know what most of you are going to say; and it's nothing like that.

EVERY day at bath time, before I can even completely say the statement "it's bath time" my screaming demon of a five year old son starts hollering and running around the house like he's possessed and in need of a priest to perform an exorcism.

It really pisses me off to the point where I want to rip all of my hair out, make a noose and hang myself with it..... But I can't..... I just can't... Not yet....

After about 15 minutes of the screaming I'm able to get him in the bath but it only gets worse there. He splashes and kicks and screams and almost drowns himself and throws his toys all over the fucking place! I want to hold him underwater until the bubbles stop but I love him too much.

I just want the madness to stop! How can I get the madness to stop? I just want the baths to go smoothly.

Help!! IIN??

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  • Couman

    Bear in mind I'm not a parent (though I have been a child), but my thought is that you've fallen into a bad bath time routine which is stressful for both of you. So you really need to change it up somehow. For instance switch to showers instead. Or try and get him to wash himself while you stand back.

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  • thr

    I'm not a parent, so feel free to disregard my comment.

    It sounds like he really dislikes bath time, and it that light I think it sounds wrong to punish him for it.

    The way you describe it, it sounds like your daily routine may be strengthening his reaction pattern.

    My suggestion is to consider giving him more responsibility. Give him the power to decide when he wants to take a bath/shower, and offer assistance if he wants any.
    Of course, it could theorized that this may backfire and you'll be left with a permanently unbathed/unshowered kid.

    If he gets to decide upon bathing matters for himself, (and perhaps also if not) you can consider using role models to influence him. If there is someone he looks up to, that person could be used as an example of someone who bathes. If this person is visiting and takes a bath/shower, your son might want to emulate that.

    In any case, consider whether you need to go through this every day. If he starts to smell after only being bathed every other day, and people start to talk, then ask them if they have ideas for solving your problem.

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  • charli.m

    Ugh I posted and it didnt work.

    Kids are frustrating, especially in the evenings. Have you tried a rewards chart? It's often good for encouraging good behaviour. Or maybe a shower.

    You can always let him go without for a day or so if he's not filthy, too. He's feeding off the stress you're feeling, so trying to let go of that (not easy, I know) would probably help.

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    • shuggy-chan

      cant you just hose them off in the yard like a dog?

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      • The last time I did that the neighbors called the police.

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  • Sog

    You let your child take control of the situation. You need to make it clear to him that it's not acceptable to yell and scream and run all over the house and throw his toys and splash in the tub. He probably thinks it's fun to give you such a hard time.

    So, nowhere do you mention that you're actually punishing him for this. That needs to happen or else there's no way he's going to stop.

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    • I don't like yelling at him but I will let him know. I try to be a nice mom but there comes a time when I should be stern with him.

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  • Jfdp

    My mothes method for getting my hair washed when I was younger was dunking me head first into the bathroom sink

    But I turned out alright

    alright

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    alright

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  • Avant-Garde

    Can someone bathe him? Someone that you trust? Perhaps, you could tell him that he makes you very very sad when he carries on like this. You don't need to go into the suicide bit but maybe, having him to acknowledge the cause and effect of his actions would make him understand that he shouldn't do certain things.

    I am not sure why but, your post reminds me of Silvia Plath and her suicide.

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  • WokeUpScreamingFilmNoir

    Spank his ass.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Being "nice" is not your "job" as a parent. You may have a spoiled little brat on your hands, of your own making. Children need limits and rules and being a parent is not a popularity contest.
    Nip this in the bud! Reward him if he cooperates, or take away something he truly loves until he gets the idea that YOU are the boss, not him. If the bath is a problem, do it in the shower, but take no shit from your little guy; YOU ARE THE BOSS.
    It seems he's had 5 easy years Mom, but you need to take control now, or the next 15 are going to be unbearable.

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  • chuy

    Make it fun use toys bath bombs use daddy shaving cream. Do what ever takes but make it fun.

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  • jeebley

    hobbles

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  • pixie_dust

    when i was little i only had to bathe once a week, once a day for a child seems too much

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