I hate babies - is it normal?

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Yep. I hate babies. I hate them even more than I hated Primary School. Why you may ask?

Section 1: They are SUPER ugly

They are the most ugly things ever, I just want to slap any baby I see. I hate it when my friends say, "OMG! That baby is so damn cute!" Me? I want to stab the baby! They are not cute! And, why do people always "coo" when they see a stupid baby? Stupid idiots...

Section 2: Why do people want them? WHY?

Seriously? They make you waste your money on food, formula, nappies etc. I always see adverts on TV that say help the children in poor countries. I don't get it. They surely don't want them to suffer. A better idea: DON'T HAVE CHILDREN! Its their fault they are giving life to a stupid child and then they will just die because they don't have ANYTHING.

Section 3: They are idiots. They can't do anything. Stupid helpless things

They can't do ANYTHING. This is what they are: Stupid, ugly, pooping, drooling, pissing, screaming maggots.

I think I have made my point. Babies are idiots. There should be none.

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  • xfg12
    8 years ago

    The ones who offend me usually end up in shoeboxes under my floorboards.

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  • Bigheart15
    8 years ago

    Uuuukkkk what a evil attitude.

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  • kiba890
    8 years ago

    Fuck you.

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    • Bigheart15
      8 years ago

      Are you saying fuck you to me

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  • JustAnotherWasteOfSpaceAddingH
    7 years ago

    JustAnotherWasteOfSpaceAddingHerTwoCents-
    I'm saying F U to the one/s that say F U for speaking our minds. I'm here to share how I feel about those bawl headed little useless UFO looking things that they call babies. I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels like this. If u only really knew what I would do if I was left alone with it, you'd think I was the cruelest person on earth. Just talking about it makes me want to squish one face/head in right now..... They annoy me that much!!!!!! Not even sure if "annoy" is the right word even lol

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  • TheLastOldBridge
    8 years ago

    Children are the only thing that's worth loving in this wretched life. So, if you hate them you are not normal at all.

    "They are idiots. They can't do anything. Stupid helpless things"
    They are probably going to be much cleverer than you, so shut up.

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