I had sex with a homeless woman last night. now i got lice in my bed.

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I got really drunk last night. Ended up having sex with the neighborhood homeless woman. She slept in my bed. Woke up scratching at the burning bite marks on my skin. When I went to change the bed linen, I noticed several tiny green insects crawling on the bed headboard: lice. I'd like to think that it just the places where this woman has had to sleep. But I also think about the fact that I may have contacted AIDS or herpes or some such serious malady. Is it normal to connect a homeless person with sexual disease? This woman appeared to be fairly clean. Her "coochie" did not smell bad at all. I know that it takes a couple weeks before an HIV test will show anything, and I plan to be tested. I'm writing this hoping that someone out there will tell me not to panic. Just because she is homeless doesn't mean she has AIDS. I hate to label people. But I do worry that my higher power is punishing me for taking advantage of a mentally ill person.

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seekelp

9 years ago | pl

Lice aren't green, dummy.

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HollywoodHulkHogan

9 years ago | pl

To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong... and wear a condom, it's the american way brother!

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- shuggy-chan
  
  9 years ago
  
  Ohhhhhhh yyeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh
  
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palepunk

9 years ago

Clean your house from top to bottom with soap and boiling water, and then spray with bleach. Throw your sheets out, vacuum your mattress, spray it with Lysol and then wash your pillows in the hottest water possible with two capfuls of bleach. Scrub yourself down with an antibacterial soap and wash cloth. Go get tested for STDS and afterward make a stop at your local church to confess your SINS YOU NASTY FUCKER

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RoseIsabella

9 years ago

Did you wear a condom?

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peecock

9 years ago

i smell bullshit.

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handsignals

9 years ago

Making some interesting life choices there Bro.

Maybe you need to do some goal setting exercises, get a hobbie perhaps.

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- captblood44
  
  9 years ago
  
  "really drunk" people do not make smart life choices. "really drunk" people do really dumb things. save the world, ban alcohol.
  
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  - MR.mr
    
    8 years ago
    
    America tried that it back fired horribly, bathtub liquor killed countless people, and the mob was stronger than ever, Al Capone made 100 million dollars in a single year from illegal alcohol sales during the great depression.
    
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    - Kevinevan
      
      6 years ago
      
      We also got the Kennedy clan.
      
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Nokiot9

9 years ago

I'd just go ask the woman yourself if ur worried about it. Say "you got lice all over my house, anything else u wanna let me know about before my cock falls off?"

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loopoo

9 years ago

Oh dear

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captblood44

9 years ago

you have to wait 3 months to get a reliable aids test. most of the other std test are accurate after a week to 10 days. i don't know that there is a test for herpes other than getting an ulcer when it is active.

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green_boogers

9 years ago

Next time, try an escort service.

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Riddler

9 years ago

YEah you had sex with a random homeless chick. Shes homeless of course her ass is going to be dirty you idiot.

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- captblood44
  
  9 years ago
  
  the guy got "really drunk". since when do "really drunk" people make smart decisions? plus she was the neighborhood homeless lady, not a random homeless chick.
  
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  - Riddler
    
    9 years ago
    
    I dont understand what you do not understand about being homeless. Homeless means DOES NOT HAVE A HOME. If they are living on the streets they probably do not have access to stuff like showers all the time, and probably have to beg or commit other desperate acts for money. Saying its a neighborhood homeless vs one you do not know does not change that DUH THEY ARE HOMELESS.
    
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    - captblood44
      
      9 years ago
      
      DUH don't drink before you get on the site. she's homeless, we get that. where did you pick up RANDOM homeless chick? read the original post, NEIGHBORHOOD homeless woman. try and comprehend what you read!! DUH
      
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      - Riddler
        
        9 years ago
        
        Lets see homeless person you dont know vs homeless person who you see around the neighborhood still = homeless. Your not very intelligent are you? Homeless people do not always have means to stuff like showers like people who have stuff like residence and so they are probably living on the street.
        
        If they are homeless its for a reason. They also probably need to beg for money. Also its really stupid to assume someone is drinking just because they are more intelligent(well less ignorant) than yourself.
        
        Homeless people need money and will often do desperate things for money. So lets add together all the circumstances of being homeless. They have no shelter so are at mercy of weather, can be raped or beaten or killed if someone really wanted to, they often are desperate for money and will end up doing stuff like hooking, probably do not have access to showers on the daily bases.
        
        If you were intelligent you would be able to put this together and realize they are probably not the most hygienic person to be around. Use your fucking brain.
        
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        qld37
        
        9 years ago
        
        You use a lot of condescending statements. Furthermore, your whole argument is weak.
        
        When you "put this together", all you are really doing is making up a lot of nonsense assumptions based on almost zero fact.
        
        I find it peculiar how you seem to be insinuating your own intelligence by using harsh and condescending words to cptblood44 and yet your entire spiel is nothing more than generating a stereotype analysis of a generic impression that you have.
        
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- anti-hero
  
  9 years ago
  
  Are you saying they homeless don't know how to wipe their ass?
  
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  - Riddler
    
    9 years ago
    
    No I am saying that homeless people live on the street, probably do not have access to showers on a daily bases, and are often desperate for money. So I would not be surprised if they were in dirty clothes, hadnt showered or contracted an STD. Its sad but that is just how it goes.
    
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Outsider21

9 years ago

That was probably a really bad idea to have sex with the homeless lady, it doesn't sound like you took advantage of her though, it sounds like it was totally consensual and all so I wouldn't feel bad about it in that regard. However, there is a good chance that she may have had some type of STD. As far as getting AIDS, I'd say it's unlikely assuming that you didn't do her in the butt. Other than that, there are loads of other things that you can catch and a homeless person is pretty likely to have some sort of diseases, although they very well may not

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pantyrose

9 years ago

lmao!

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Nokiot9

9 years ago

Feeding anxiety might save him from an infection. Better safe thansorry. Better clean than clapping.

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Nokiot9

9 years ago

Lol "-and I cAME TO and it was the homeless guy from the night before... he was dead on the ground with arbys BBQ sauce in his beard and all over my titties..."

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[email protected]

9 years ago

MAN,YOURE A PURE GENIUS THERE,MY BROTHER! THIS POST IS ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS!! BY FAR,THE GREATEST THING I,VE READ SINCE COMING ONTO THIS WEBSITE! NOT EVEN I,COULD THINK UP SUCH A MASTERPIECE!!! YOU SURELY DESERVE A PLACE IN THE ISN 'HALL OF FAME'!!!

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Nokiot9

9 years ago

Oh my god wwwhhhaaat were u thinking Lol... u weren't were u? I'd get a hepatitis test too. And no not all homeless people have STDs but many do. Tell ur doc what happened and get a full spectrum done. Better safe than sorry. And lice CAN be green depending on what kind they are. Avian lice which people can contract, are greenish brown.

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- Lonely2
  
  9 years ago
  
  Tests are useless...because by the time they can see IT , you already have IT .... you can get prophalactic treatmemt though...the day or so after...which is taking a cocktail of antibiotics and antivirals
  
  Stop feeding his anxiety....both hep c amd aids is rare from sex....they are mostly needles , iv pathogens...mostly ALL the stuff you can get from sex can be treated with a broad spectrum penicillin shot that every hospital emergency room has.....
  
  Lice can be totally killed with special shampoo and everything else thrown in a hot wash
  
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Lonely2

9 years ago

You have to learn to integrate shower play and soapy time before bed time salsa and she probably would have let you wash her clothes as well...as far as your predicament...just throw all bedclothes and linen in hot wash and you take a hot shower....repeat if necessary...the also have special shampoo for lice

No doctor will tell you this but the chances of catching AIDS from regular sex is very low...you can catch other shit but AIDS IS rare...as far as catching other shit...most of these things do produce a foul odor in women...so the fact that her coochie smelled clean is not to be dismissed...the smell test is always the first test...second is the sight test...no blisters or weird bumps and shit...infections always produce inflamation, redness and foul odor...sometimes a yeast infection can cause these same symptoms in women...yeast infections are not as dangerous though as the usually can resolve on there own...

Also if you can drink pure cranberry juice ....not the loaded with sugar crap...I am talking the real cranberry..it can flush out and clean your whole urinary tract...if discharge or swelling and pain in penis happens....I go to the hospital because your family doctor will give you oral antibiotics which sometimes dont work..hospitals give you the shot...which always works

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- captblood44
  
  9 years ago
  
  std are not always detectable. thats why its spreads. people get it and there are no symptoms and it spreads. get tested.
  
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KeddersPrincess

9 years ago

I kidnapped a wild man from the woods the other night. He was hot.

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- captblood44
  
  9 years ago
  
  and did you fuck him?
  
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  - KeddersPrincess
    
    9 years ago
    
    No, but he ate my fingers.
    
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    - captblood44
      
      9 years ago
      
      oooh. finger food. i hope your hands were clean.
      
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gashlover

9 years ago

homeless ladies are great at sucking. especially if they have to do it to have a place to sleep

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I had sex with a homeless woman last night. now i got lice in my bed.