I got caught smelling my stink finger, iin?

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Well heres the deal, i get it we all love our own smells, and yes i sometimes dutch oven myself. Well anyway i was at a Walmart buying the usualy stupid crap and i found myself waiting outside for a fucking cab, when i get this giant ass itch and i was trying to fight the beast but I could i grabbed my hand and shoved it in my pants and went nuts, when i was done i was relived of course and in the moment i was soo happy i decided hey why not smell my finger, so i did, well i was unaware that the entire time this person was standing accross and looking at me the entire time, first of all i usualy woulda just ran away flailing my feet like a fish outta water but i didnt i just looked at her and was like ummm, what? dont you do it? and i just walked away, i think i looked crazy cause i was laughing to the car and she could hear me but i was just in a state of shock right so ya i dunno still is my reation normal? or should i have fished outta water?

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  • iin2want2know
    11 years ago | pl

    Nothing to be embarrassed about. You gave that girl something funny to tell her friends. Chances are you'll never see her again. Just be glad she didn't take a video of you and post it on YouTube. That shit would go viral.

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      But what if she did? Then, the OP would up the creek.

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      • iin2want2know
        11 years ago

        If the OP is up shit creek then they can always smell the paddle. Next time the OP should be aware of their surroundings. Live and learn. Gotta go and check YouTube :-) ttyl

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  • TheGuruOfTheSauce
    11 years ago

    Wow I hope to never touch anything you've ever put hands on

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    That is so funny i think your reaction was justified i hate it when people stare when they do i make noises like a monkey then they run away.

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  • Energy
    11 years ago

    I think it's normal to smell it, but kind of not normal to enjoy the smell of it....yeah.

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  • hairyfairy
    11 years ago

    Eww! that`s nasty!

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  • awesome123
    11 years ago

    You should have looked at the bitch and say SMELLS LIKE FRESH SAMON WANNA SMELL!!!!!!? Why not have given a show if they were all up in the buisness

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  • thehalfgoodgirl
    6 years ago

    when I was a little girl I remember I would scratch my butt in school I was around 9 and remember being in class and in the back and just reach and scratch my butt with the boy sitting next he would smile and sometimes when nobody was looking I would go in the corner and pull my skirt up and pull my panties down and show him my butt and I would bend over and spread my butt to show him my butthole

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  • ToesOnTheNose
    8 years ago

    Did you threaten her with your stink finger?

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  • robertarauza
    10 years ago

    Oh well that person shouldn't have been looking, if you have an itch you have an itch, you gotta scratched.

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  • dude_Jones
    11 years ago

    Good comedy. I salute you for "stage presence".

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  • Norml
    11 years ago

    If you're a girl and playing with your snatch and smelling your fingers, I salute you!

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    O_0 This is worse than the time I walked in on my religious and heavy aunt going to the toilet. I stood there in horror and she tried to be casual like it was no big fucking deal when it was.

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  • TacoTown
    11 years ago

    LOL!

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    Haha:D That's funny!

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  • Blue_Velvet
    11 years ago

    LoL try and find a public bathroom next time.

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  • MRmr
    11 years ago

    Should've rubbed your hands against her face.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    I've said it before. The monkey on a branch who smelled his stink finger...he looked all woozy for a second then he fell off. It was rather amusing.

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