I get little red bumps on my rear in the spring

Every Spring time, around easter, I noticed I get little bumps and rashes around the rim of my butt hole, and on my butt cheeks. Ive tried everything to get them to go away! I noticed that when I stop showering, they seem to go away, and if I rub pickle juice on my rear, they seem to subside. Is this normal?

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  • peterr

    Try shoving that pickle up you sweet hole...

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  • MESOMIKE

    A chapped ass during April showers. I've heard it all now!!

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  • It's probably some kind of allergy, flower pollen maybe?

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  • 8Serene8

    Lol pickle juice?

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