I fucking hate centipedes and am terrified of them

all those legs, and you can't kill em! they run away to quickly and then they wait for you to come in the basement

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  • jensapa

    I hate them too an they stink. Lil black mofo's.

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  • myownopinions

    Okay, I never gave a thought to centipedes until now. I'm starting to freak out...

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  • Kakashilover

    It's not normal! They are so cute!!

    Specially tarantulas

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  • Sh33pzilla

    Ok, there are a lot of people that hate centipedes here. On the other hand, they are excellent for controlling the local spider population. I kill the big ones but I usually let the little guys go. They aren't very durable, you just have to be fast enough to get them.

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  • CountryRoads

    This cave I went to in Vietnam has these centipedes that have evolved to eat these insects down there...and they're HUGE. Like...dinosaur centipedes. Their bodies look like snakes. And they move just as fast as the little ones do. They won't kill you, but the venom makes you very sick and it's a 3 day hike out of the cave, and another two and a half to civilization. Fucking centipedes, man.

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    • Then stay out of the caves.

      I've never seen a Ritz-Carlton with a cave.

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      • You are hilarious,carolann..

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        • @ carolann yes you are, so so funny :)

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          • Thanks!

            And I do all this while naked.

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            • How did the discussion veer from colossal centipedes to your being nude? Wowie..

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      • no but it has rats, just a comforting aside

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        • Ritz-Carltons do not have rats.

          Those are loose pomeranians that belong to guests.

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    • lmao..

      Lets kill all the freakin' pedes!! Yeah!!!

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  • Millipedes and centipedes are primeval. Additionally,if you corner them, they will jump right onto you.

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    • squirrelgirl

      I didn't think it was possible for me to hate centipedes any more than I already do, but you proved me wrong.

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      • They really, really freak me out...along with tarantulas.

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  • howaminotmyself

    They creep me out a bit but I feel much safer wearing gloves in the garden. But I don't generally kill bugs. Aphids, ants, and poisonous spiders notwithstanding.

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  • CountryRoads

    They do move rather quickly...they could stand to lose a few legs.

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  • squirrelgirl

    Centipedes are vile! I had some garden centipedes at one of my old houses. They always scared the crap out of me.

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    • Me too.

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  • daan

    The human centipide isnt a good moviefor u then ;d

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    • PoisonFlowers

      WHY. Why would you mention such a VILE thing. I thought that I'd wiped that shitfest(feast?) from my mind, but it seems that there's always someone bringing it up ¬_¬

      And OP, it's normal. I'm okay with the little ones, but the massive ones and the creepy ones with the really long, twitchy legs induce shivers of terror up my spine.

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    • j47c24

      lmfao i saw that actually

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  • Lol I kno how u feel I'm disgusted by maggots and certain other insects SO GROSS EW

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  • dappled

    I'm not the biggest fan of insects in general, but centipedes? They're amazing! Imagine controlling that number of legs. I struggle with two. And look at these guys walking around with fifty either side.

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    • If you look closely you'll see all the legs are connected with little cables. So it's really just two legs.

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      • dappled

        Aww, I feel their pain. I only have two legs but they seem to be connected with cables too. I think that's why I keep tripping up.

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        • It's that wiener thing. I honestly don't see how you men can even walk around with those things.

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          • dappled

            It doesn't bother me - I only have a little chipolata!

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            • With the right attention your little chipolata could turn into a mighty kielbasa...

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  • sjshp

    Booyeah

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  • Faceless

    I concur. Theyre effin gross.

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