I feel the pain and hear the screams of squashed objects!!

Whenever a fat person sits on a chair, I hear the chair scream, I feel the stressed splintering wood as if it's my own bones snapping. Poor cars, packed with fatties, I hear them weeping with every inch traveled, the engine is like a starved, parched and beaten mule staggering through the desert, about to collapse. The nuts and bolts feel like arthritis.

Bed frames, couches, stools, toilets, porches....I cry for them all.

IIN?

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  • dirtybirdy

    Oh my fuckin gourd I'm sooo with you. Not to mention their poor clothes. Oh my goodness, to be a pair'a dem britches :(

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  • DUUUUUUDE

    The object isn't even alive... I feel sorry for the rest of your body, cause your brain is burning unnecessary energy on crap like this...

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  • RoseIsabella

    I believe I lost a pine futon frame to a fatty once!

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