I feel guilty for masturbating because i'm killing trees

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I always use tissues when I'm done, but I go through so many I feel guilt for killing all those trees.

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    Wank in the shower.

    But then you are wasting water...

    Maybe just eat it? Either that or never ejaculate again, both ways work just fine.

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  • raisinbran
    5 years ago

    Just wipe it on the wall - it dries out after a while.

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    • JD777
      5 years ago

      This actually made me LOL

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      • McBean
        5 years ago

        Put yer cock in a sock. Makes the sock smell better.

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  • SmokeEverything
    5 years ago

    use lamb skin condoms. that way you're only killing sheep

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  • kelili
    5 years ago

    When I first read the question I was like, "OMG! Does acid come out of this penis??!"

    Just use cloth hand towels. You can re-use those.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      A cum rag? I use a shared laundry facility in my apartment complex... you're telling me I have to wash my cum rag in those machines once a week?

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      • kelili
        5 years ago

        Yes, if you're so concerned about the environment.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Just eat it!

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    • SamanthaTheGoat
      5 years ago

      😂😂

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  • OptimisticGuy97
    5 years ago

    Haha use an old t-shirt. That's what I do. Or like these men said. Just eat it up, it's your own man juices lol

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    werent there a post here years ago about some dude who jerked off out the window but he felt guilty cause he hit a raccoon once?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Nah

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      • LornaMae
        5 years ago

        Prolly was - he's old here.

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    • CozmoWank
      5 years ago

      LOL

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  • dj0751
    5 years ago

    Wank into a cum rag

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  • BIG_MAN_ALLEN
    5 years ago

    I AM BIG MAN ALLEN AND I LOVE OTHER BIG MEN I AM AN ALPHA MALE AND I HAVE TO SAY KILLING TREES IS A SIN AGAINST CTHULHU AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU WITH A TREE YOU SWINE

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    • MegaOof
      5 years ago

      I have a cat named cthulu

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      • BIG_MAN_ALLEN
        5 years ago

        Cool beans

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  • Largesalami911
    5 years ago

    idk but i feel bad about the glass jar i keep my nut in

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  • LornaMae
    5 years ago

    It's not trees you're killing, it's kittens! You should be ashamed of yourself!

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    5 years ago

    I see myself as an environmentalist, but worrying about every last little tissue you use is just OCD.

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  • ApplePine
    5 years ago

    That's not normal, but it's an interesting perception.

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