I feel as if i was born to be a troll

No, I'm not kidding. I'm serious.

Ever since I was a kid, I always seemed to get a thrill provoking reactions in others. One was when I was in grade school, when every single girl was awwwwing on every single picture of a dog shown to the class. Because of that, I drew pictures of dogs dying brutally and showed it to the class just to get their reactions. I don't hate dogs and I wouldn't wish them dead - I just wanted to provoke the girls in my class. Years later, as a preeteen I trolled people on MMOs by disrupting romantic moments by first "joining" their make out session and then following the couples around as they unsuccessfully tried to escape my presence. I uploaded videos of South Park online only to RickRoll them. I bombarded 90's nostalgia videos with gory anime clips from the 90's (of course). I bombarded cute animal lover communities with pictures of creepy crawlies. I ran into sexual furry (because not all furries are sexual furries) communities and shouted out a bunch of unsexy animal mating facts. My favourite anime is School Days, as it trolled and horrified many romance fans around the world.

Of course, I do not want to go as far as to severely and chronically traumatize people or add insult to injury. I won't go as far as to troll rape or 9/11 victims and such or families in serious trouble. That's like pouring acid rain on a parade. However, raining on people's parade by provoking the reactions out of people just for a moment (ideally extended) brings me joy. In other words, I feel as if I was born to be a troll.

Is this normal?

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Comments ( 14 )
  • Koda

    XD

    You speak as if society has a need for people inclined to irritate others.

    If you believe your ultimate destiny is to be an internet troll, you kinda suck... Some offence meant. Good luck finding a career with that "talent".

    In all seriousness, uh... oh wait, I have nothing serious to add.

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  • TheStairDemon

    I can understand where you're coming from because most people are born thinking that they were born with a certain purpose in life however another part of me thinks this is plan out weird I mean I'm the StairDemon

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  • OtherSide

    If you're not trolling rape and 9/11 victims, you're not trolling hard enough.

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    • No, it means you have a line of decency that you do not wish to cross.

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      • OtherSide

        I think the line of decency lies somewhere between Josef Fritzl and Auschwitz.

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  • everyfuckingusernameistaken

    i shit you not but you sir, just made my day

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  • RainbowFlash

    You are a sociopath and need help.

    Getting kicks at the expense of others is pure selfishness.

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  • sulli94

    school days sucked SAO and Gintama are better romance anime u weeaboo scum.
    Also wtf why would you go on a furries website... Your story looked promising until that part.....

    Jokes aside you sound like a prankster but your trolling online wont be annoying as long as u don't meme the h*ck out of it and act like a one-man show of the 9Gag marathon. Or use xD. Or act like an elistist because you visit 4chan or always talk about some random pre-2012 uptight 4chan-weeaboo-japan facts like otaku is a derogatory term.

    At the end of the day, if you really think you got a shot at making a profession out of trolling, don't. What you're doing online is enough. I am not saying anything along the lines of "trolls ruin the fun wahh wahh", but I mean irl, people are gonna get annoyed like hell about it. Keep your trolling an online thing and don't take it too far please.

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    • "My favourite anime is School Days, as it trolled and horrified many romance fans around the world"

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      • sulli94

        why are you quoting him in your reply

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        • I'm quoting my own post. He seems to have misunderstood me by thinking that I thought School Days was a good anime in terms of story. It wasn't except for the ending.

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  • Shrunk

    Hah, that's pretty cool. I think trolling is just a certain sense of humor that is less common. Plus, since you do it in real life wouldn't that be considered pranks? Anyway, I have also been trolling since childhood. Weird thing though, I hate pranks that involve lying to people in anyway (which is most of the ones on shows like candid camera, sure they're clever but it makes me extremely uncomfortable to watch).
    Some of the coolest people I've met online have been trolls/griefers. Not simply because of that, but because of the personality it takes to understand that kind of humor.
    Ps. I think I know who wrote this, and you play second life right? That used to have a pretty cool community of griefers, their sim has been banned many times. But it was not simply griefing- the avatars and weapons they designed were really cool too. They even vandalized linden labs irl with their memes which was pretty awesome

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    • I have never played Second Life, actually.

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      • Shrunk

        Oh woops, my bad. Point is though, they had a community of trolls and they were the most interesting/fun people in the whole game IMO. their whole purpose was to mess with the users who took the game way too seriously. It's just takes a different kind of less popular humor to be a troll, you aren't alone but I think the world could use more trolls :)

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