I eat candy while i watch porn?

You are walking a dangerous path eating candy whilst watching porn, you do realise that candy makes your fingers sticky and that your hand could easily get stuck to your private parts whilst masturbating?

Hell, I used to eat spaghetti while watching porn. Candy can't be any worse.

Watching porn is normal but masturbating is not exercise for eating candy

That's normal. Candy tastes good. Just don't eat it too much, as it's bad for you teeth if you overdo it.

That's disgusting. You will get fat!