I don't wash

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I NEVER wash. The last time i washed myself was 3 and a half months ago. Yes, i do smell horrendous, but i feel amazing. I have this theory, if you do not wash, chemmicals will not inject itself into your immune system, therefore giving you the lower cause of getting a watogotapitya in your right toe ventricle. As sweat trickles down my leg, i usually rub it in, and uses it stinky aroma to make me feel stinky. I love being the smelliest person in town, everyone stares at me.
All in all, washing, is horrendous, but the results are stinky but great.

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Based on 32 votes (5 yes)
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  • robertarauza
    10 years ago

    My cousin(girl age 14) was the same way over the summer she would not take showers and said her butt was smelly (but in a good way) I went to her house and we played video games, then I saw her butt when she was laying on her bed, she had a big round butt and she was wearing shorts, she then said why are looking at my ass, I said because there was a spider on it ( I was lying) she said your lying if there was anything around my ass it would be flys she was joking around, I said why, she said because it smells i haven't to took a shower for a week, I said why, she said cuz she didn't go anywhere so she didn't have to, she then has a itch between her butt, she reached down in her panties and scratched her ass, then she put her hand to my nose and it smelled like ass ( not like shit just like a dirty sweaty stinky butt) I got horny she said want me to open my ass, I said yes, so she pulled her panties off and spread her butt open and a huge wave of ass smell came to my nose, I saw her butthole and I got horny

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  • robertarauza
    10 years ago

    That's my cousin who's 14

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  • MESOMIKE
    13 years ago

    I'd rather be clean and sick than going around smelling like chapped ass and dirty carpet!

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  • rattails109
    13 years ago

    you know, everyone loves their own sent of dirtyness. I mean, you must. Some scents are sour, others are just dirty and slow, mine on the other had smells like sour dough milk dipped in cow urine with a hint of old brocceli.
    The scent, is amazing, the feeling is so disgusting its soothing and great, and everyone notices me. Who doesn't want to be noticed. You 'clean' people are insane.

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  • rattails109
    13 years ago

    I love being stinky. You shouldnt wash

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  • stinkyslob13
    7 years ago

    all hail the stinkers!!

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  • underager
    12 years ago

    How do you function in society?
    I can't believe you have a job with that level of hygiene.

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  • xxxlostxxxforeverxxx
    12 years ago

    hahaha 4% normal. the 1 person who voted noemal must be the guy who wrote it how sad lol!!!!! :D

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  • SaintPhoeniix
    12 years ago

    Troll. There, I called it.

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  • KodaaLynn
    13 years ago

    ^^ Bahahahahahahaha.
    That comment literally made my ENTIRE week.

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  • rattails109
    13 years ago

    lawl

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  • Blaffer
    13 years ago

    It is so gross I don't even know what to say.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    That's gross. As for your theory, I can't comment but have a wash for goodness sake. All that bacteria and dirt on your skin is probably not a good thing...

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