I don't want to get to know you. get lost!

We live in an apartment building that used to be a nice place to live. Now the ownership has changed hands and it seems they are allowing minorities and gays to move in. We got one of each just moved in on our floor. It's bad enough that the wife and I have to work with these kinds of people at or jobs. Now we have to live around them. And they have the nerve to be friendly, like trying to get to know us. My wife thinks that the blacks do this so they can get inside our units to see what we have of value so they can steal. And I still haven't figured out what this gay couple wants. As soon as our lease is up we are out of here. We've been happy here for seven years. I'm just glad our daughter is grown and married with a place of her own. She is the liberal type who no doubt would have taken a shine to these people. Her husband too. Do you know they actually have black friends? Probably gays too, my wife says. It's normal for us to need to move from here, right? Our friends wonder how we can stand it.

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Comments ( 9 )
  • DaMan

    Dammit the plan has been foiled!! I am your black neighbour. Me and the gay couple have been scheming on yo flat homeboy. The gays plan to rape you while your wife is out seeing her pimp. Me and my wife will be burgling your property during this process. The gay guys told us we have 40x2 pumps to grab everything and leave before dismount. But of course, now I have told you, we cant actually do it anymore.

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  • Agisthe2ndofsparta

    Awesome

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  • green_boogers

    Find a gated community. The gates will protect the rest of society from you and your wife.

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  • Shrunk

    lol

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  • lol

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  • Trolls go home. I would jump on the bandwagon and jump to the conclusion that this was posted by the waste of space crusades but its saddening to know there are many others just like him posting this crap..

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  • wistfulmaiden

    I imagine this is a troll post. Though it would be even more amusing if it was real.

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  • 69

    ahahahaha i bet the daughter and husband have friends who are black AND gay!

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  • Energy

    You're either a hick or just a troll. Can't tell.

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