I don't want to be the first to fart

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So I have been seeing this guy for a few months and we spend probably like 4-5 nights a week at either his house or my apartment. But neither of us has farted in bed yet, like when lying to go to sleep. Honestly, I've never been the first one to fart that and don't want to be now. Is this normal? Am I being too uptight for not wanting to be the first to fart in bed? I always wait for the other guy to do it first.

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  • RainbowDischarge
    8 years ago

    I think you should fart the next time you are together. Farting is the ultimate sign of trust in a relationship. Without regular flatulence, there is no trust. Without trust, there is no relationship. You must do it.

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    • januarycurse
      8 years ago

      lol that's some impeccable logic

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    Farts are no big deal. They're a natural human function. It's eventually going to make it's way out, so perhaps you should just get it over with? Chances are if you do, he's just going to joke or laugh it off.

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    It depends. Which one is the bottom?

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  • Erik963
    8 years ago

    DONT
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    FART

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Sure you didn't let go while you were sleeping?

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  • Unimportant
    8 years ago

    I think, if you'd fart first he would probably break up with you.

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