I don't like being white

I don't like being white, because everybody basically thinks you're racist if you even say the words "Black" or "Mexican" or whatever, and all the white people I know are either depressed, weird or jerks, and whenever I see Mexicans, they look like the happiest people on earth and they're funny and easy to get along with. Plus, I don't fit in with other white people. I think country music is annoying and corny, I don't really like Nutella and I actually wear jeans in January. IIN?

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Based on 47 votes (20 yes)
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Comments ( 42 )
  • disthing

    The defining characteristics of white people are a love of country music, Nutella and a dislike of wearing jeans in January?

    Ha you must be trolling.

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    • CountessDouche

      This guy has a seriously limited understanding of an entire race!

      He forgot window shopping, Christmas sweaters, minivans and oatmeal.

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    • Sadly, that's actually how 90% of them I know act

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      • disthing

        Have you travelled anywhere beyond a 50 mile radius of your town?

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        • Not very often, maybe once a week

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  • kelili

    I'm black and I think that you are all wrong. You hating your skin colour doesn't make a difference. Be proud of who you are, I am. Don't think of yourself as a white person, think of you as a person. Live your life, you won't change the world.

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    • Good point :)

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  • RoseIsabella

    I think people should remember what Dr. King said about people being judged by the content of their character and not the color of their skin!

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  • loopoo

    Like Michael Jackson said, it don't matter if you're black or white.

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  • Loneliness

    Have you ever tried putting vanilla ice cream in an empty nutella jar..

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    • EccentricWeird

      I think you got that joke wrong sir.

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      • Loneliness

        Um.. Joke ?

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    • No lol

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  • EccentricWeird

    Well, considering that we're all taught as kids, teens and adults that white people are responsible for everything bad in the universe, including rainy days, kittens dying and black people killing us and each other, forever and in perpetuity, combined with the fact that we're the only people becoming minorities in the countries our ancestors founded, combined with the fact that we used to be 35% of the population a century ago, and less than 10% now, combined with the fact that anything less than downright submission and despondency towards being disallowed self determination anywhere in the world, combined with the fact that we're being gleefully systematically erased, and everything we've built is being taken from us that we've ever had to ourselves in the past few thousand years, by our traitorous governments and impossibly greedy and cynically self-interested and parasitic international corporations via massive unstoppable Asian and African immigration to deflate our wages and worker's rights even further, combined with the fact that so much as questioning this process flags you forever with the stain of the Original Sin of "racism", and makes you the target of hatred by your own people... I really see no reason why white people should be happy in the status quo today.

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    • CountessDouche

      What the semi-serious comment?

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      • EccentricWeird

        Because it's important, unlike the rest of this IIN shit.

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        • CountessDouche

          Fine! Fuck you for not caring about the fact that my mom's grandpa wants a dog to lick peanut butter off his vagina!

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  • thegypsysailor

    So you'd rather be on the short end of the stick and be the one who feels the effects of prejudice? That's just stupid. Be happy you are fortunate and if prejudice bothers you so much, get off your ass and go out there and educate people about it. Lead by example and stop bitching because you are one of the fortunate ones.

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  • Parky_Parker

    I'm proud to be white. It makes life easier. Haters gonna hate.

    Now, if I could just acquire a penis...

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    • EccentricWeird

      Yeah, once you get a penis you can be shamed for being a man, work shittier jobs, get less tips in service, have a harder chance at dating, die earlier, and pay alimony.

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      • VirgilManly

        You forgot child support and prostate cancer.

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      • Parky_Parker

        Way to be a downer.

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        • EccentricWeird

          Don't shit on men by implying we have it better in the western world.

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          • Parky_Parker

            The joke went way over your head. Here, have some attention anyway.

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            • EccentricWeird

              It did, you jerk.

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        • shuggy-chan

          But with a penis you win instantly make more money, since women are paid 77 cent on the dollar

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          • Parky_Parker

            Nah, with a vageen, I rule the world.

            In all seriousness, the position I hold in my field is primarily held by females. Being a male would be a disadvantage, especially when job hunting.

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            • shuggy-chan

              Yeah male stripping didnt pay that well, trust me

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    • RoseIsabella

      I once dreamed that I had a weiner back when I was in college, it was a big veiny one too. I still don't know what it means.

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      • Parky_Parker

        This:

        http://9gag.com/gag/aBQ1nLZ

        He gon' learn today!

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        • RoseIsabella

          Whoa, she's so crazy, her nose fell off!

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      • Lol XD

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        • RoseIsabella

          What's funnier is that it's a true story.
          ;-)

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  • Avant-Garde

    You're being a twit. Be proud of the status that comes with being white.

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    • disthing

      Haven't heard anybody call anybody a twit in so long :)

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  • Goomats

    I think it's annoying that people think it's acceptable to stereo-type and slam on white people and yet it isn't okay to slam on anyone else. Society acts like being white is a blank; an absense of a heritage.
    Dude, if you want to feel better about being white, read up on European history. Develop a sense of self in your whiteness. I went to a public school that merely dismissed white people as the owners of slaves and the killers of natives. While those things did happen, there is definately MORE and BETTER things to be known about being of European ancestry.

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  • Reaper101

    Not sure that it's a yearn for a different skin color as much as it lack of acceptance everyone has good and bad parts despite your color I've never even talked to a black person I've seen them one in at my school but he's the only one and he's a douche not that all black people are but he is

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  • LizardSkin

    Sounds more like you wish you were white to me.. troll OP.

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  • Freedom_

    Not to mention their awkward, bureaucratic ways. I'm gonna be hispanic next time around as well... maybe then I won't end 73% of my statements of agreement with "as well".

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    • RoseIsabella

      What about people who are half Anglo Saxon and half Colombian, what do you make of them?

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      • Freedom_

        CHEEzeEbergerz!!!

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        • RoseIsabella

          Hurray! I LOVE the LOL Cats!

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