I don't know what to do with my hands to appear normal

People keep noticing my hands because I apparently have them in the wrong position all the time. It has made me very self-conscious and I don't like to go out in public anymore. How do people know what to do with their hands?

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Based on 22 votes (14 yes)
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Comments ( 5 )
  • dindu_nuffin

    The thing to do with hands is to not think about them at all

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  • thegypsysailor

    Move to an Arab country and become a thief. Get caught twice and you'll have no more hands to worry about.

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  • FJK_frm_AK25

    What do u mean? is ur hand frozen in the fuck u finger mode or what? How do u keep ur hands? Are they down ur pants cupping ur ball sack? I only got more ?s not much in the realm of answers.sorry.keep them shits in ur lap I guess.

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  • KingTermite

    Not enough information to comment.

    You say "noticing"... what does that mean? They look at you askew? They say something? Are you sure it's your hands that are the problem?

    You also don't give any context. On the street? In a shop? The carpark? On a crowded lift?

    How can we be expected to help if you insist on being so vague?

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  • Ebolohammeh

    Plunge them into your pants and masturbate.

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