I don't flush because it turns me on.

Whenever I take a shit in a public toilet, I don't flush because it turns me on to think that someone's gonna have to look at what came out of my ass. I go so far as to gently place the toilet paper to the side of the turd so that the shit is visible in its entirety. Is it normal or am I fucked up?

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21% Normal
Based on 19 votes (4 yes)
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Comments ( 5 )
  • Dozis

    I can tell if you are a sodomite by the size/diameter and surface/texture of your turds.
    Next time,lay the turd in the urinal.They'll have a better wiev of it.

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  • spongerobert

    I laughed then cried when I read this.

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  • bumblecreek

    that's fucked up. but hilarious, lmao.

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  • Hmmm...

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  • Littlecylon

    That's not normal at all.

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