I do this all the time. iin?

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I pretend I'm a b52 bomber. My farts are the engines and the plop is the explosive. If I've had a lot of fibre and there is no plop, I pretend I'm a farmer spraying pesticides on his crops from a plane.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    I wish I'd thought of that!

    There was once a great one who came to educate the community about sharting. I miss that guy.

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    • Curiouscatso
      8 years ago

      Well it's never too late. I'm thinking of adding radio signals to my flights.

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      • RoseIsabella
        8 years ago

        Nice to know there's still hope for me.

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      • The_Creep_is_back
        8 years ago

        A B-52? You sound more like a stinky flight attendant.

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        • Curiouscatso
          8 years ago

          Hmm... spoken like a true creep!

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          • The_Creep_is_back
            8 years ago

            Thank you.

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  • mysistersshadow
    8 years ago

    And to think I feel self conscious reading Vogue or whatever in the bathroom.

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  • Hansberger
    8 years ago

    It looks like you're farming with manure from your own arse, and no it's not normal!

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