I didnt like showering
everytime mum said "its shower time " i would feel a chill down my spine. I always hated getting clean. I don't know why. its not that i liked being dirty or anything like that i just hated gettting wet. Im always the first to jump in a pool and get wet but just showering is such a pain. you have to get naked, wash, then dry again all for the same result as if you just sprayed deodorant and got changed.
mum did bust me a couple of times when i was younger, and it was hard to fake it as we had no lock on our bathroom door. shed knock and come straight in i'd have to quickly strip and dive in. a few things i did was just run the shower and put my hand under it to make it sound like there was something under it. i'd splash water over the soap and loofahs to make them look used. when it came to washing my hair, i would stand just outside the door and lean my head under the tap. gave the same results i just didnt have to bother with wetting my whole body...
it was a bad habit that im glad i've broken now... but was it normal? do other people not shower ??