I devoured mussels that looked like half-rotten vaginas. iin?

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Hello guys,

The other day I bought some mussels that had been caught in the Baltic Sea. I opened up the plastic container and started to eat them. However, in the middle of the meal it suddenly occured to me that the mussels looked and felt like half-rotten mini-vaginas. The resemblance was even greater due to some kind of residual hair coming from the center of each mussel. There was also a strong swamp odor coming from the container. What I'm driving at is that it was all pretty disgusting. My girlfriend came into the kitchen, took a look at the whole thing and quickly went away because she couldn't stand the sight.
But I kept eating the damn things as if hypnotised or in some sort of trance. All my instincts and senses were telling me to stop it, but I couldn't. Please tell me if you think this was normal or not?
Thank you!

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    Yes. Yes they do look like cadaver vaginas. It doesn't mean you are immature...we always interpret things and find similarities in life. So yes to see that is normal...but you're a little too excited there Spanky.

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  • penpal21
    13 years ago

    I didn't think you were supposed to eat raw mussels. My cookbooks tell me that can make you pretty sick. And weren't some of them closed tight? I usually steam them after trimming them and scrubbing a lot. As for the "rotten vagina" reference? Grow the fuck up...

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