I despise the sun

While others look forward to a break from the days of rain we have been having, I dread it. You see, I hate the sun. The sun fills the sky with violent light, sucks the energy out of me when I am working, makes me feel sweaty and disgusting, inundates the air with evaporated water, and turns the pale, soft, sweet skin of beautiful girls into crimson mail. Oh, flowing blanket of cloud cover, come unto me!

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Comments ( 12 )
  • I'm emo so the sun hurts my eyes

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    You should write, if you dont. :) Your word choice is quite excellent. I generally prefer semi cloudy-cloudy days myself... a little sunlight is nice, but damn does it hurt my eyes. :P Ive got a stigmatism and my eyes have always been really sensitive to light.

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  • i live in N Ireland and i hate the sun but then i have hay fever so less sun means less sneezing for me lol.

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  • I say you move to Washington State. They hardly see the sun.

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  • timebobbu

    wheezywaiter on youtube would never make a post like this without then fearfully deleting it. your not wheezywaiter!

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  • MESOMIKE

    Almost like a poem. Write that stuff down...

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  • Anon146

    Everything you just said is exactly how I feel >_>

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  • i like the sun but thats maybe coz i live in northern ireland and theres never ever any sun so any time ther is its really unusual x

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  • bluebellraze

    I am so with you on that. I love rainy days, prefer the nighttime. Though I do love summer sticky days, but somehow I feel out of place.

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  • combatgal856

    Makes sense

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  • Sador

    Me to... but i dont like it because i like the dark... you never know what will jump out at you in the dark but in the sun there is no decent ambush spots :C

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  • tommy81

    Everyone's different. Move to Washington

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