I despise the sun
While others look forward to a break from the days of rain we have been having, I dread it. You see, I hate the sun. The sun fills the sky with violent light, sucks the energy out of me when I am working, makes me feel sweaty and disgusting, inundates the air with evaporated water, and turns the pale, soft, sweet skin of beautiful girls into crimson mail. Oh, flowing blanket of cloud cover, come unto me!