I desire for sex and money.

I desire for money most often. Because I have little money to spend on the proper housing and amenities I have no vagina on the deck. With this appalling lack of vagina and income I desire for these things more than anyone who has them. Does the man with nothing not want? What do you desire most now?

Poo 2
End to ALS ice bucket challenge 2
Dirty dirty sex 6
Food 6
Money 8
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  • thegypsysailor

    Pretty much anything I want or need I can get by working for them, as can anybody else, even the OP. Therefor, the only question is whether the expenditure of energy to gain what one desires, is worth it.

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    • Lizardru@normal

      Absolutely, good fortune can always be obtained but pleasure and erotic tendencies are driven by our nature and desires. Recently I discovered the pleasure of finding my typical masterbation session of clitoral stimulation mixed with anal as well. I basically had dirty sex with myself. It was absolutely amazing and now I want more. I had spent a good 20 minutes working in the purest peppermint essential oils with coconut oil (homemade lube-organic) into all of my most sensitive parts while giving myself a clitoris/vagina massage and it was some of my best work. After reaching a long sought after orgasum I layed and caught my breath. While reapplying more peppermint to my anus and slipping the finger through a well lubed hot and ready entry for pleasure. It felt so good, I had done the same before I started on my clit. What a wonderful surprise it was, so cold and hot all at once, you long for someone's cool breath and ice. I started to feel small bits of fecal matter and I could tell that this was something my body wasn't capable of doing on its own. As I began to gently swirl and curve and twist my finger, It felt like I'd done this a million times before, graceful and erotictically I pleasured myself while the rotation of the finger moving up and around of all areas led me deeper than I had imagined. I was able to reach a lot of area by bending in different positions and gently bearing down. I personally believe that this was a health benefit in many ways and was erotically pleasing. As any self respecting dirty girl would do, I proceeded with removal in the bathroom, followed up with a dbl dose of hand soap, a oil salt sugar soak, finished with delicious hippy soap and a tooth brush to clean up my short/smooth well kept nail...this is key, manicure a finger or two and do it well and keep it maintained. I suspect the people that have tore up back doors are the ones who don't wash their hands before/after, no organic high quality products or maintain a "snag/rip/tear/sharp" free apparatus/finger...get creative but keep it smooth:) All in all, I loved it and now want to fuck myself in the ass with my dildo, it's been awhile since I've had anything big in my lady door-thanks for reading

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    • allisonhamershamn260

      you cant buy your way out of the ice bucket challenge...

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  • green_boogers

    I thought Booze was in the top three.

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    • allisonhamershamn260

      money buys booze.

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      • green_boogers

        It also buys dirty dirty sex.

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