I'd murder a hobo

I'd brutally murder a hobo if it would make the new Mars Volta record come out a day early. Is this abnormal?

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38% Normal
Based on 130 votes (49 yes)
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Comments ( 25 )
  • RockyRockenWog

    Would you let a hobo cum in your mouth to get Thomas Pridgen back in the band??

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  • what if the hobo raped you and turned you into a Mars Voltra anal wh0re?

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    • bazookatruth

      I'd join the circus and gay off with the midgets.

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  • jasonapple

    This is so stupid I'm not even going to comment, shouldn't it be obvious why this post is so bad?

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    • bazookatruth

      To everyone shitting their pants over this - chill out, it's just a joke - I'd never harm a hobo in real life.

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  • bazookatruth

    I don't know if I'd suck a hobo off to bring back Pridgen, but I'd @ least consider it.

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  • buriedalive

    but seriously, no it isn't : the mars volta suck, choose a decent band to kill over

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    • boobookittyfuk

      Thank you!

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  • PoisonFlowers

    This is absolutely fucked up. Why is the percentage so high? I love the Mars Volta, but this isn't funny at all. You guys are pathetic. If you ever end up on the streets for some reason, you'll see how funny it is when someone calls you a piece of shit or tries to rape/kill you.

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  • Bassman82

    wtf this is not normal at all why is the percentage high?!

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    • PoisonFlowers

      I know! Wtf?! This is not a normal way to think at all :/

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  • stupidassholeguy

    First, you wouldn't get the Mars Volta record because you'd probibly be in jail, and second, just for 1 DAY earlier?

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  • throat_cutter

    Aren't they a set of frilly puffy haired guys who wear tight shirt and hot tight pants and have a non chalant glare at all times?

    save a hobo, serj tankian is better

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  • And for the rest of you... Thomas was good but Jon Theodore set that bar way too high.

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  • VsegdaTemnata

    Of course it's normal. But the new record leaked so... go get dat shyt. No need to kill. :)

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  • SunD3R

    i'd kill a hobo wearing a rolex for sure. i'd be doin the fella a favor by endin his miserable life. but then he wouldn't be called a hobo now...would he???

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  • SSUM1

    That is very wrong to think. Funny.... but wrong.

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  • the mars volta is a good band so is at the drive in

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  • brothershamass

    But would you murder the littlest hobo?

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    • buriedalive

      hahaha!

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  • Footfan_90

    i get it! dispose of one useless piece of shit to receive another useless piece of shit! GENIUS!

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    • bazookatruth

      I can't imagine anyone saying TMV's music is "useless shit" besides Ricky Martin and Wolf Mother fans.

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    • stupidassholeguy

      EXACLY! That's EXACTLY what he's going to do! It makes ALOT of sense! (not)

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    • Footfan_90

      no offense to hobos

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  • Isolated

    I don't know this band but not normal.

    If killing wasn't involved then it would have been normal just to wait for a record to come out.

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