I'd like to establish a loincloth policy in my household. iin?

I'd like to be a nudist, but that's not possible for a few reasons.

SO...that in mind, I'd like to establish a loincloth policy in my household.

IIN?

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Based on 131 votes (39 yes)
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  • NeuroNeptunian

    No, that's pretty fuckin' weird but HEY, so long as everyone is good with it, I don't see the big deal.

    I wish public nudity was legal. If people just went naked the the shock and awe and value of naked-ness would dissipate. Like... ohhh, a naked lady. Big fuckin' deal. Then again, that is just wishful thinking.

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    • That'sRacist

      Are you a liberal?

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      • kupokupo

        Are you that guy who goes around saying "Are you...?" to everyone?

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        • IrishPotato

          I see what you did there.

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          • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

            This.
            I saw that.

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        • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

          Ghetto style pm'ing now!

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        • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

          We gonna have to start pm'ing like this...AGAIN! Lol :3

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          • IrishPotato

            LOL YES. But aren't we going to end up telling eachother to get our asses on cam?

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  • Mando

    Is this Tarzan's household?

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  • Gelmurag

    I can't really think of any reason why you can't go nude. The whole purpose of nudism is acceptance of another person's (and even your own) body. I've been made fun of my entire life, but with my own family (ok future family) I'll make it clothes optional. I don't want my kids growing up feeling ashamed of their own bodies, or seeing people who have different bodies than they do and make fun of them for it. The only downside to it that I can think of, are that the kids (and possibly friends) might see the human body working (erection, etc). But again, I think I'd rather my kids learn about natural body processes than learn about how to make a bomb/fire a gun/serial murderer on the loose. (Along with clothes optional, I'm going "news" free)

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  • Alex_Gee

    Well I'm with Gelmurag on this one. I'm the family freak in our house coz I hate wearing clothes around the house but I'm 18 now and i've been pretty much nudist for as long as i can remember. My rents and my brothers aren't so much now but I still remember when me and my bro's used to run round naked when we were little so its not like its any big deal. They don't give a fuck about me doing it now just as long as I don't take the piss and do it when ppl come over. We also have a rule that theres no masterbation in front of anyone else but I seen my brothers do it and I been caught at it so its just a matter of respecting each others space and the natural things that happen to u'r body which u dont always have control over. I think if u'r family can learn 2 accept you for who you are and how u feel and as long as its not offending anyone then I think u should embrace the nudity and don't bother with the loin cloth. And if u don't think u'r kids are gonna be bothered by it then its not gonna hurt them to be naked and learn to be comfortable with their bodies. I know its made me a lot more confident but I hate it when people get all pissy over nakedness in families - I mean for fucks sake its just skin. Be proud of what you've got and dont be confined by all the rules other ppl put on u! Axxx

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    • Gelmurag

      Someone actually agrees with me...I'm shocked.

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  • dappled

    This frazzled my mind. I keep imagining women in furry bikinis. I umm... need to go and do something now. Bye!

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    • dirtybirdy

      Haha have you seen that ridiculous movie Caveman I think its called. You going to zug zug with yourself you bad man?

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      • dappled

        lol, I haven't seen it but I think I should. I was thinking of Raquel Welch (who, in my mind wore a furry bikini but when I went and looked at pictures, it was actually a standard loincloth).

        Me? Zug zug with myself? The sap has been rising steadily all morning and by the time you read this I will most likely be zugging or will be recovering from zuggage. And it's never bad when you're as good at it as I am. Years of dedication and practice!

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        • dirtybirdy

          Haha its nonsense. 1981 man. Ringo starr, dennis quaid and shelley long are in it.

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      • shade_ilmaendu

        From now on I'm calling it zug zug.

        Guy at a bar "hey baby, wanna zug?"
        *gets drink thrown in his face*

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  • Avant-Garde

    It's fine as long as you don't live with family or if the people you live with give consent. If not, you'll have to live your loin cloth fantasies in your room or about The house when the others have left.

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  • Fabulous

    Fabulous!

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  • Ixu

    I live in a hot country and on hot days I think this rule should be enforced! How can people still judge me for walking around topless on a blisteringly hot day?

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  • VioletTrees

    It depends on who you live on. If it's just your house, go for it. If you're living with people, you need to make sure that they're comfortable with you going around in a loincloth. If you want to enforce the loincloth policy for everybody, you should back off.

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    • If they don't like it, they can leave.

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      • VioletTrees

        Who do you live with?

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        • My husband and kids. The kids would definitely be on board but my husband probably wouldn't take to the idea so well but fuck him, he can either learn to like it or be a normie and wear his stupid clothes.

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  • Wendell

    Only if you don't live with your family

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  • Imposturously_yours

    I hear you.. I walk around with my boxers and even that annoys me sometimes.

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