I cant find a woman who wants to

I want a woman to poop on me. There I said it. It really turns me oin at the thought of a a female or a group of cute women spreading their cheeks and proceeding to let their stuff ooze out onto me. I've even read posts of women wishing to do this but its like those women dont exist in the real world. I wish there were some in FL. Im good looking and wanting to try it.