I can't stop snorting things i snort everything

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I've somehow developed this strange habit where I feel the urge to snort whatever I can see. It doesn't matter what it is, how big, small, dangerous or impossible, everything goes up there.

I've got a nostril like a wizards sleeve and its getting considerably worse, I once had to have my face detached from part of a horse by an ambulance crew...

Does anyone have anything interesting to say or snort that could help?

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  • residentuvDOOM
    13 years ago

    try to snort those packets of Hawaiian punch singles. Get the Lime Strawberry or Lemon Strawberry

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  • seersucker
    14 years ago

    Snort a pixie stick!!! That shall be enjoyable!

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  • Saffiechia
    13 years ago

    Guys, these comments aren't funny. This could be problem. Dude, resist temptation and stop.

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  • Inevitability
    8 years ago

    If you're going to snort stuff, either snort controlled substances or illegal substances. There's no point in snorting something if it won't get you high.

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  • michaels4p5
    11 years ago

    ever snort crushed diamond's that will
    be the last snort you'll get to snort.

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  • 4392Moron
    13 years ago

    I agree. You need to stop. And to me I feel that the only way you are gonna stop is if you give your life to Our Saviour. I at one time had a drinking problem and nothing worked until I gave my life to Christ.

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  • armyant1
    13 years ago

    do u snort cocaine? lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Crack

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  • veedfreak
    14 years ago

    heya mr dalodil i dear ya ta snort a 5p and a jar of wasabi...... buy ya a samuellbuka next time ya down tha bar if u do !!!

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    • michaels4p5
      11 years ago

      will it burn

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    • veedfreak
      14 years ago

      oh and stu wants ya to snort a big mac ..... ;)

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