I can't get no satisfaction. iin?

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There is just no satisfaction in my daily life. I am always hungry after I eat, tired when I wake up, feel constipated after I dump in the toilet, and have such dull dead orgasms when I masturbate that I barely squirt. Even when I piss, my bladder doesn't feel empty.

I'm not really depressed. Yes, I get aerobic exercise, count calories, drink plenty of water, read for three hours a day, and limit my viewing of porn, and television. But, what the fuck? It's like the pleasure circuits in my brain slowly shriveled up and died. I am not unhappy - I would just like a bit of simple satisfaction. So, I ask you, Is This Normal?

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Perhaps a complete change in life is what you need. Is there anything that you've always wanted to do, but just haven't gotten around to doing? Someplace you've wanted to go?
    It doesn't sound like the life you are living should be keeping you from leaving it for something more interesting.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Good point. Even tho my bucket list is completed for now, this all may be a consequence of shortened horizons. Me thinks this is the right track.

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    Who knows?

    But I have a feeling that this is less about the simple stuff and more about the big stuff. Like life in general might just be too dull for you and you need to do something else. Tell me if I'm wrong.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Thanks for your impression.

      Tbh, I don't know. My life was once filled with variety, friends, and enriching experiences. It faded away so slowly over a few years that I suppose I became unaware of it. This lack of satisfaction has only been going on for the last six months, since I broke up with a girlfriend that played head games. (I'd never go back to her.)

      My intuition says it's not related to her, and that the solution is elusive but not difficult.

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      • Short4Words
        8 years ago

        Very much so.

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  • TheMightyOz
    8 years ago

    Hey brother, don't feel so bad. I have to slide a tube up my cock whenever I need to piss. Be glad you are not me. My situation is pathetic.

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