I can't find a girlfriend. am i too picky?

I can't find a girlfriend. My friends are telling me I'm being too picky, but I don't think I am. But a guy has to have some standards.

I'm a single 54 year old white guy, 5'10", 270 pounds.

All I'm looking for is an 18 year old Asian girl with no pubic hair who weighs less than 90 pounds. But that's it. It's not like i'm saying she has to have big tits or anything.

Am I being too picky?

Yes 19
No 4
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Comments ( 15 )
  • MaxineFinnFoxen

    Please tell me you're trolling.
    18 with a 50 y/o??? Nooooo

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    • SmokeEverything

      I'm 31 and I got with a 19 year old a couple months back. Got locked in her closet drunk at 2am hiding from her family. it was pretty hilarious.

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  • Mammal-lover

    Go to an asian country if you want that. The pubic said part alone is impossible to account for. God you trolls are dumbasses

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    By any chance is this post actually mocking the undesirables who have way too high expectations? I've run into people like that. If they simply lowered their expectations, they'd have someone just like them who loves them. XD

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  • dirtybirdy

    GTFO, idiot trollllllll

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    • Tommythecaty

      What’re you taking about, post is so obviously legit

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      • dirtybirdy

        Dude could always get a blow up doll, paint around the eyes so they look slanty, slap a black wig on it and fill it with a mixture sand and mini marshmallows to keep it under 90 lbs. Dream girl! That bitch won't talk back or nothin! But she won't cook or clean either...hmmmm

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        • Tommythecaty

          Or just like an asian doll and skip that process birdy 🙃

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          • dirtybirdy

            Ohhh, well I suppose that is much more sensible.

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            • Tommythecaty

              And fill it with jelly

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  • HalfInsaneFemale

    Is this 90 Day Fiance?

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  • RoseIsabella

    I think you should dive into a woodchiper, and then you can go to Hell, and find your idea match there.

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  • ellnell

    We get it you're a creepy weaboo lowkey pedo as we all know asian women look very childish already and you want her as young as possible without being illegal obviously. You should go on 90 Day Fiancé and become new Big Ed.
    You're not looking for a girlfriend, an equal and true love, you're looking for someone to satisfy sexual needs. That's pathetic. At least call it for what it is.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    No bro completely normal af

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  • olderdude-xx

    Not exactly; but, if I may ask. Why would such a lady be interested in you? What do you have to offer her (and keep in mind that she will immediately recognize that you are obese; which can be overcome with the right other things about you).

    Yet, I attracted a stunningly beautify Lady from another country at age 54 when 250 lb (and now range between 215-220 lb).

    I was also obviously honest, intelligent, and kind (her three key attributes) and made about $130,000 per year and could afford the immigration process and to multi-year process to get her adjusted to and started in the USA.

    I was not actually looking for someone so stunning looking. I married her because of how she thought, the kind of dreams and goals she had, and some common elements of her past that indicated that we matched on certain key expectations in life (her looks was a bonus).

    We both took a chance on that - as she was legally in this country on a tourist visa and was planning on returning (and had to leave the country by a certain date). We had a couple week window to marry and get the change of status paperwork filed - and we both took the chance that it would work - and it did (not saying that we didn't have a major issue which we spent 6 months in counseling to work through enough to know that we could make it work). We emerged much better partners and have a stronger marriage because of working through that.

    So, what do you have to offer? Focus on being able to offer what some Asian lady would want... and you will likely be able to select for the other features.

    What do you like to do, who is the real you; how to make that interesting to others... Key to be able to successfully advertise yourself (and don't lie).

    A bit of advise, if I may: You are more likely to have a successful relationship if you focus on her personality and goals matching you than just her physical characteristics.

    I have no good advice on dating sites or apps. There's so many fakes and scammers out there.

    In the end I found my wife on a fairly exclusive site (cost hundreds to join) - and she had to pay to join as well and they had criteria on the backgrounds for the ladies they would accept (everyone I communicated with on that site actually appeared to be real). That site was focused on Europe though. Not Asia.

    Avoid sites that make you pay for translations: The Ladies get paid for every message - and the vast majority are only responding for the pay - and are not actually interested in even meeting you, much less more than that. My wife told me how they worked on her end. She did not do that; but, knew of those that did and had turned down such a position.

    I wish you the best with this,

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