I can sometimes fart on command, iin?

I've posed enough weird stuff and asking weird questions on this site. but there's sometimes when I am sitting, i stand up for a second and sit down and all of a sudden, an actual fart seems to pop out of my butt. i can do that a few times before it stops. the thing is, before it does occur, i don't even have the need to fart. strange or nah?

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  • megadriver

    Fart on command?! You make it sound like a WWI army waiting for the enemy to be in firing range...

    "Ready, steady, aim, FLATULATE!!!!"
    And then you let one rip and you get brown trousers.

    Useful skill you got there XD

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    • mathewdavis133

      lol

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    • CuriousFruit

      HAHAHAhah!

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  • So, are you in 7th grade yet?

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    • mathewdavis133

      I've long ago finished school.

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