I came up with a new plan to make friends. iin?

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I've got another one of my genious ideas. It's a new way to make friends, which will ALWAYS work. It cannot fail, period.

Here's what you have to do: You walk up to a person you like, and say: "Hey, I always wanted to tell you - I love you." And most of the time their answer will be: "Heey, I like you n'all, but let's just be friends."

Tada! You got a new friend!

I really believe that it will work. What do you guys think?

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  • dinz
    10 years ago | pl

    The only thing you would be making is a shitload of restraining orders being served against you.

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  • bananaface
    10 years ago | pl

    *facepalm*

    Jesus christ. I can't even...just...no.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    The friendzone, although shitty, isn't the worst response you can get from an unwilling female. That'd be "Go away, creep"

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    "Genious?" I think knot.

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  • Mooohgertje
    10 years ago

    Hahaha

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  • J3553
    10 years ago

    Can't tell if srs...

    Nah, you must be joking.
    lol, good one...

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  • GuessWho
    10 years ago

    Good one.

    I don't know why so many people didn't catch the humour in that.

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  • Anime7
    10 years ago

    That's funny

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    The woman kicked up her leg, her foot flying fast, came in contact fitting snugly into the crotch of the post.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    if you have balls, shield them

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  • Jfdp
    10 years ago

    lol Its either a joke or the saddest thing ive ever heard

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