I browse my bfs phone history and get super horny

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I wanna know if there is anyone like me who gets completely turned on that their significant other watches porn/masturbates when you're not around.

I love browsing through my bfs phone history and finding porn he's watched. It makes me so incredibly turned on. He'll be asleep and I'll take his phone to see if he's looked at porn while I was not home, in another room or while I was asleep. Ill masturbate to it, right next to him as he sleeps.

I think masturbating is so sexy. We have the best sex too, he's kinky and open minded. So, it's not like anything is lacking for me to do what I do.

All you see on the internet is girls getting pissed off their man is masturbating with out their knowledge.. Wtf is wrong with you girls? If he's cheating, it's a whole other story, but if he wants to jerk off to something you can't provide him, let him jerk off, if he's happy, you should be too.

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  • SameLovesDean
    7 years ago

    Your dream girlfriend

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  • DerHaifisch
    7 years ago

    I largely agree to the principle idea even though how you implement it is dangerous! A man's fapping-logic can be confusing.. Dangerous to assume all porn in his history is actually fapped upon! Imagine someone sending him a link like "hey bro, wtf dude, look at those BSDM midgets and how that girl is drenched in animal spunk! I dare you to watch that shit till the end bro"..

    And then you, the innocent and 180 degrees open minded GF chose to surprise him on his birthday by realizing what you think is his ultimate fantasy.

    I admit, if my wife surprised me with a 2 girls one cup reenactment I'd projectile-vomit all over them. (which probably makes this hypothetical scene even more of a turn-on by those in to the scatcupsharing concept)

    tip: when seeing a whole bunch of history addresses timed quickly in succession, you can safely bet that the first 90% were "ow godda... wtf granny milfs? grr. next link, argh! despite the title looking so promising it is a blue waffle all over again thing! Next one, hopefully this will be the elusive grail of smut to finish my quest for a climax". Also take care because what we deem horny and kinky before climax can be equally disgusting and sickening after climax. "Can't believe I came to that.. I hope I'll have suppressed this memory before meeting my old granny and her pet gerbils".

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    • Imgunnacum85
      7 years ago

      Cool story bro.
      However, everything that he looks at we pretty much share in common. We are very honest about our fetishes.

      I would never sexually surprise him unless it was something we previously talked about.

      .. And something about midget porn.. I know he'd never "fap" to 1 video. His searches are one video after another, and very specific, somewhat repetitive as far as he uses only three or four websites. Also, his friends are not that kind of immature; it sounds like you're describing 17 year olds finding out porn on the internet.

      I suggest you ask questions before you assume you know 'what will happen' if I'm a completely ignorant idiot.

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    • guyiwthaname
      7 years ago

      This is the best answer ever. Im gonna copy paste this and straight send it to my girl, because she always asks what I wank to if shes not home. And sometimes its hard to explain some links from the history.

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    • sandnigga
      7 years ago

      A good way to tell, is if the same sexual thing keeps showing up in history

      Over and over and over again haha

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  • Ban_all_sex-obsessed_retards
    7 years ago

    No one cares faggot

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  • ojimpu
    6 years ago

    Watch porn with him

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  • paulthepoes
    7 years ago

    My wife won`t speak to me because of my porn viewing for weeks on end? WTF?

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    • Imgunnacum85
      7 years ago

      Aww, that is really sad. Do you mind if I ask what kind of porn do you look at? She married you, I think she should accept that you'll get horny and she can't always provide that sexual connection and let you release. Masturbating is such a personal thing.. Just as important as taking a shower and eating, it's a way to take care of your needs, you're wife should accept your needs.

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      • paulthepoes
        7 years ago

        I watch any kind of porn, depending on my mood. Mostly just normal couples fucking, a bit of anal, sometimes both at the same time...I think it is normal? Occasionally I will even watch two guys sucking each off...on this side of the coin I am not that turned on by them having anal, only like watching them giving each other blow-jobs!

        I enjoy lesbian porn as well, I think it is very hot when two woman lick each other!

        I do find masturbation very important in my life as my wife is not that sexual anymore (we have been married for 32 years) I thus need to find some relief (I feel it is far more healthier than sleeping around)

        However, that`s enough of my ranting, I enjoy masturbating and will continue to do so! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do?

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