I bring a machete when i walk my dog, for pitbulls, iin?

So, I absolutely despise pitbulls and their owners. I have a sheltie pup and I will kill anything that attacks her. The machete is attached to my belt and hangs underneath my right pants leg. When I see a pitbull coming toward us I immediately walk in the other direction. Is it normal that I that if a pitbull ever attacked my dog, I would chop it up then cut the owners head off and cut his body into little pieces?

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  • CoffeeTime

    Are you being serious? You're one fucked up person.

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  • whoah55

    Well let's define pitbull here. The american pitbull terrier, american staffordshire terrier, staffordshire bull terrier, american bulldog, blackmouth cur, presa canarios, and cane coroso are all pure breed dogs that can fit the description of pit bull. The majority or these "pit bull" attacks are not done by dogs from show lines or even working lines of any of these breeds. The attacks are usually from dogs that fit into the American bully or american bandog breeds. Both are popular with irresponsible dog owners that want one of these type of dogs because they can look intimidating. Alot of these dogs are abused and inbred so yeah they are unstable and many have aggression issues. Do yall actually know how rare it is to find true fighting line APBTs. Theres only a few families left breeding them and they dont just sell them to anyone. Not to mention the cheapest puppy I've ever seen up for sale was over $1500 . And to the OP have you ever broke up a real dog fight? My guess is no because your idea would probably get you and your dog hurt. You sound like the kind of person who backs down from a fight and then when you're out of harms way you talk to your friends about how you were gonna fuck that guy up lol.

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  • Lestat565

    Your an idiot. Most pit bulls are good loving dogs. It’s normal to want to protect your dog but any other big dog could kill it. Why hate one type of dog?

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    • LloydAsher

      Hating a dog I'm cool with, killing the owner because it's something there dog did is wrong, bill and sue him like a normal person.

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  • litelander8

    I carry a knife for people like you.

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    • That's okay, I carry a gun for people like you in case the machete doesn't work. Fuck you and your dog.

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      • LloydAsher

        That's why you get a rifle. Guns dont kill people, people kill people. Dumbasses like you make the rest of us responsible gun owners look bad.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          I CARRY A NUCLEAR BOMB WHEN WALKIN MY DAWG CAUSEA PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!

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          • McBean

            Whew, that dawg of yours is an unpredictable trip wire for global Armageddon. Couldn't y'alls just have the missus follow you in the pickup truck? She could fire an RPG if things get out of hand. Laser sighting should get the job done for ya.

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            • litelander8

              I feel like OP would give the first bite. I'll have to get a break stick for vicious owners like them. At least my dog is up to date on his shots.

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  • IrishPotato

    You're a fucking psychopath.

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  • TerriAngel

    There are not bad dogs.
    Just bad owners.
    Don't chop a pit etc just for being alive.
    But, yes.
    If you or your pet are attacked.
    You should defend yourself.
    As well as as your pet.

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  • leggs91200

    Pit bulls have a bad rep because any time a dog attacks, they say the dog was a pit bull, regardless if it was or not. Kind of like how they blame the brown recluse every time someone gets any sort of bug bite or sting that gets out of hand.

    On the bug bite situation, if they saw the damn thing, couldn't they have prevented a bite?

    Herr is a chart showing the history of dogs blamed for things -

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7b/46/21/7b462152c3119aac694078a811dc8bc5.jpg

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  • Vvaas

    apbt are naturally prone to dog aggression, they were born to act like that just like how labradors were bred to retrieve and border collies were bred to be herders. you can never really train genetics out of a dog, but if you're a responsible dog handler you'll know and understand how to properly discipline and control such a dog.

    you have every right to defend you and your dog from an off leash dog that's charging towards you, and if that means killing that dog that's running loose go for it. the only person to blame in that situation is the owner who decided to let their dog loose and not control it on a lead; and it's entirely their fault for not taking the responsibility to contain that dog safely.

    the majority of apbt owners (the extra retarded ones like to call them "pits" or "pibbles") do not understand how to handle such a highly driven and difficult dog such an apbt, and it's the reason why so many are out of control and aggressive because the owner has never taught them proper discipline.

    furmommies go out and buy an apbt, baby it to death and treat it like a human child and then are all shocked and surprised that when their precious little "pibble" has mauled a child or another dog to death. dogs are not human children. they need control, discipline and a responsible handler; especially with a breed such as an apbt which is definitely only a dog for experienced dog handlers and trainers.

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  • bigbudchonga

    Bro wtf. :') I'm hoping this is a troll. Could you imagine some seemingly pleasant dog walker going round with a machete down his pants, and then he sees a pitbull and goes full Allah Akhbar.

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  • SwickDinging

    It's fine to want to protect yourself but you sound paranoid as fuck. Maybe you need a holiday?

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  • mauzi

    edgy as fuck but creative i will give you that, just as long as you put those meaty mofos in a pot of gulasch afterwards, i bet your own dog would eat it as well.

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  • Just carry mace. It works great and from then on the dogs will run away from you when they see you coming.

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  • CozmoWank

    I liked Machete with Danny Trejo.

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  • RoseIsabella

    This shit is pretty intense, but I just want to say that I LOVE SHETLAND Sheepdogs! What color is your baby?

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