I believe that cows are obsessed with me...........

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Is it normal That I am pretty sure that I am appealing to cows because every time I drive by a farm, all of the cows stop eating grass and then stare at me. This has been going on my entire life. Some fields will have 30+ cows in it, brown ones, white ones, white with black spots. Imagine the eerie feeling when you look over and 30 cows are making eye contact with you. Some of them are in mid-chew and still have grass hanging out of their mouths. It is like they know something about me that I don't even know. I am just waiting on the day I get ambushed. I will go down a back road and there will be 15 cows blocking the road and when I go to back up, I look in my rear view and see 15 more. And then slowly they start walking towards me, crowding me in. I am about to have a panic attack just writing this. Is this normal for anyone else because it is normal for me, but frightening to sat the least.

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    Do you often wear a grass skirt?

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  • MercedesBenz
    13 years ago

    The cows wonder what you would taste like on a bun with ketchup and pickles.

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    • guitarist6987876
      13 years ago

      I have actually thought that a time or two and it makes me very nervous. I mean, out of all the beef eaters in the world, what if they chose me to be the example.

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  • _Molotov_Cocktail_
    10 years ago

    Cows are obsessed with you, and I am obsessed with Molotov cocktails. Same thing really.

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  • TruthWithoutJustification
    10 years ago

    Oh. Dear. Lord. Is it normal that I almost laughed myself into a coma? No, seriously, marry me you hilarious bastard.

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  • bemah
    10 years ago

    Haha your in their territory. And you see cows, they know your no one of them. Your just this alien that's invaded their homeland, of course they're staring at you. :P

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  • Legion
    12 years ago

    do you have any acid by chance?, cause that sounds like some good shit! lol

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  • rico30
    13 years ago

    Maybe your the leader of their revolution. Maybe you were a cow in a former life and they can see your spirit. mooing.

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  • bigmuffinjohn
    13 years ago

    wikipedia "magical thinking"

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  • everyrosehasthorns
    13 years ago

    This made me have a laugh attack!!! You freaking just MADE MY DAY.

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    • guitarist6987876
      13 years ago

      Lol ;)

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  • life-is-good
    13 years ago

    This title made me smile, thank you

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    • guitarist6987876
      13 years ago

      You're welcome!

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  • alv1592
    13 years ago

    do their cow weiners get hard? lol

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    • kait_dona_who
      13 years ago

      cows are girls... bulls have the weiners.

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  • crazykittens
    13 years ago

    Cows love men in tights.

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    Hahaha! It's normal. It's what cows do.

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  • andyzx1
    13 years ago

    i love cows, once i went on a really long walk to a service station on a motorway and went as the crow flies, bumped into a field of cows who must have thought i was going to feed them because they were dancing around me sorta overflowing and running round to the back of the pack, then i went through another field and just two cows followed me this time, all the way from one side to the other, licking me as we went, they were my favorite cows.

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  • Delvok
    13 years ago

    I'd tell you to hit the funny farm, but it looks like you beat me to it.

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  • Bananas0053
    13 years ago

    Phobia get help before they attack

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  • NotSoLaky
    13 years ago

    U have cowphobia. Thata it u imagine it

    MOO
    Scared ya their didnt i

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  • kit-kat-bar
    13 years ago

    I think that you should go to a farm for a day and spend a little time with them, maybe you have a connection with them that will help them out in some way, its not normal to feel that way, but there might be a reason behind it

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  • OvejaNegra
    13 years ago

    Lol Cow's are creepy. With those big eyes!!! MoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwwwwwWWWW

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Mooooooooooooooo! I'm a cow and I want to be your friend. If you be my friend, will you milk me! Mooooooooooooooooo...

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  • DannyKanes
    13 years ago

    Moooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  • kitty_patrol
    13 years ago

    Win ^^

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