I became aware of how i wipe, now i'm not sure i wipe correctly.

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Everybody learns to wipe at a very young age and then never think about it again.

Me, at some point around when I was 15 I started having really bad wiping habits - really not sure how I got these (I used to actually put the paper inside the anus... - but that's not the point of the question).

When I finally found out my habits are totally wrong - I couldn't remember how I was taught to wipe originally.

So now I'm too aware of my wiping and not sure I'm doing it "correctly", because I forgot how I was originally taught.

Anybody can relate?

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  • Shackleford96
    9 years ago

    http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/

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    • CoraCook
      9 years ago

      Hahahaha, that's so funny! I've been doing it right all along, it seems. Now I can go about my day with all the confidence I earned by wiping properly! Thanks muchly.

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      • Shackleford96
        9 years ago

        Lol, you're welcome.

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    • SkullsNRoses
      9 years ago

      WTF? Those barbarians are SCRUNCHING toilet paper like they're in the middle ages! Any respectable lady of our time surely knows that one must FOLD in oder to be proper.

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      • Shackleford96
        9 years ago

        Hey, whatever gets the job done best... So long as they THOROUGHLY wash their hands after...

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    • Anonnet
      9 years ago

      Can't believe that's a real website. o_o

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      • Shackleford96
        9 years ago

        I know, right!

        There's a website for everything nowadays. Lol

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  • kip2r9
    9 years ago

    Sometimes I wonder if I'm wiping correctly. I'm a female, though, and I only use like 2 or 3 pieces of toilet paper and just use the same sheets to wipe several times, usually. Tiny pieces get stuck and I'm always thinking that it is gross and I must be doing it wrong.

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    • slings_and_arrows
      9 years ago

      What difference does it make if you're female??

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I don't wipe. I just let it stain all my underwear and get all crusty and gross.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      Try not to smell when you come visit.

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        What kind of food you got? hahaha

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        • [Old Memory]
          9 years ago

          the stamps kind.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Get a bidet or even a douchette if you aren't entirely sure.

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