I ate shit last night and it was a huge turn on

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So, my girlfriend and I were throwing poop at each other as we often do during sex. Just flinging it and throwing it each other like a monkey, which we both find extremely arousing. Well, anyways last night I picked up a piece of shit and ate it. That really sent me to the next level, and I nearly blew my load instantly! However, I have to say I feel kind of sick today. Do you think it could have anything to do with having eaten shit for the first time? Because it was such a turn on that I really want to do it again!

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    Natural selection is a fascinating thing.

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  • JustinAnderson
    5 years ago

    Thats too dangerous . Shit is waste . There are lots of harmful substances in it which our body excretes but you are again eating it . What happened to your brain ? Eating Junk ?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Waste? I call it recycling lol, not to mention incredibly sexy! I don't think it could be too dangerous, I mean it's natural

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      • JustinAnderson
        5 years ago

        Recycling “ right ?? Why dont you eat wrappers ? Eggs shells ? Banana skins ?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          Well, poop is what is "waste" to the digestive tract, therefore this is recycling it for another go around :) I think that's pretty healthy!

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      • Nikclaire
        5 years ago

        So is Botulinum toxin

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  • SKDM007
    5 years ago

    you are what you eat

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
      5 years ago

      Hes a piece of poo hehe

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  • Nikclaire
    5 years ago

    Have some shit for breakfast and see if you get the same result.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Probably going to do it again tonight lol! I might eat shit every day, it's such a turn on I can't resist!

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      • Nikclaire
        5 years ago

        Well that sounds like the tops!!

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          I know, right, it's amazing!

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    Eating shit is obviously very bad for you and can result in life threatening illness. But I think you already know that. So... Have fun, I guess...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Actually, I saw a naturopathic doctor who actually said eating shit is very healthy! He told me it's basically recycling. This guy could be a total quack for all I know, but hopefully not because eating shit is SEXY!

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      • SwickDinging
        5 years ago

        Of course he did. And I'm sure that after your consultation he gave you a lift home on a his magic flying carpet.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          Well, no but he did give me some crystals to open my third eye. Said if I open it, the universe may show me the psychological reason behind my scat fetish. Said it was healthy to eat shit, but it's "psychologically unusual" to enjoy it in this sort of way. And perhaps the crystals will open my third eye and show me the reason why I'm turned on by shit

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    5 years ago

    I'm definitely going to try this again tonight! I have to say it was a huge turn on. I'm feeling fine, was a little nauseous when I woke up. But I feel fine, and I discovered a new kink to indulge in! It's just such a major turn on for me, we've always thrown it and smeared it..... But eating it took the experience to a whole new level!

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