I ate a live octopus, but couldn't keep it in.

At a recent office event, I ate a live octopus tentacle at a party, but the wriggly thing wouldn't stop moving even after it was in my stomach.

so I ended up puking it out, sadly it fell into the purse of the lady sitting in front of me, she didn't find out until after the party had ended. She came in angry the next day screaming about some anonymous person who put a weird smelling tentacle in her purse.

I did not feel like confessing, so I didn't tell her that it was me.

IIN?

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Comments ( 8 )
  • dirtybirdy

    Amateur.

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  • regisphilbin

    wow that's disgusting

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  • gummy_jr

    I swallowed a live lobster

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  • Avant-Garde

    You monster!

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  • RoseIsabella

    That's the spirit! Was it just the one tentacle or big old chunks of vomit? I gotta know what we're working with here.
    :-P

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    • the entire tentacle along with tomato chunks(I had some soup)

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      • RoseIsabella

        Oh man, I just had a flashback of a fond memory when this seagull pooped on my sister's head in Galveston!
        :-)
        Ah, memories.

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        • I've been to Galvastan!

          Hi five!

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