I ask stupid questions

I dunno why, but whenever a questions pops in my mind, no matter how stupid, I always ask it to someone, I don't really care if they'll think I'm a retard, I just have this certain feeling that I need to ask them.

Here are examples of the questions I've already asked:

"How come it's always 'I stand corrected'? I mean, what if the person was sitting? Then, it should be 'I sit corrected' right? Or can it also be, I kneel corrected? Or something like that?"

"What if the picture taken of the earth was actually a diamond and not a sphere? What would happen then?"

"How come elves can play the flute while jumping around and we can't?" (I tried to do this once...)

"How come when you water a plant with red water, the plant turns red, when you water it with blue water, it turns blue, when with yellow water, it turns yellow. But why doesn't that work with transparent water? How cool would that be if you saw a transparent plant!"

"What would happen if you saw a thorn that grows on leaves?" (haha. I DID this once, I attached thorns to some leaves so that other people MIGHT think that "Omg, thorns grow on leaves??")

So...what do ya think?

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Comments ( 18 )
  • i hate people like you.

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  • justanotheroutcast

    Lol you sound awesome and hilarious

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  • Christofel29

    if it helps you release tension and helps you see things better in life.

    why not! if it doesn't bother anyone and is not suggestive about anything. go have a ball!

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  • BoredGuy

    retard

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  • fizzbitchandgun

    My brother asks questions like this ALL TEH TIME you're not alone

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  • I got one. How does super man fly faster? Does he just stick out his arm more?

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  • jean

    there are not stupid questuons, just stupid ppl that asks

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  • DES

    Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a drive way lol I still haven't gotten an answer

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  • kanklesss

    you just have a good imagination unlike most people

    keep it up

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  • BirdyMojo

    I stand corrected, basically is that their stand for something has been corrected, not that they are literally standing.... But the rest of those questions are AWESOME! :P

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  • aspgirl

    Actually, some of those questions are actually quite clever. You'd be surprised at how many people would also like to know the answers to those questions. Most people are just too scared to ask about it in case people think they're weird. People will probably think I'm weird when they read my first published book, because it doesn't make much sense. But it's mainly a children's fiction book, so I'd figured that kids would enjoy an unusual story. If I'm weird, I'd have to say I'm proud of it, because it helps make me a better author. Lol.

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  • purplecharmz

    Yeh I think your normal just curious and thats normal and besides i think we all ask questions like that in our head were just too chicken to say em out loud.

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  • Anaid

    You're awesome :D

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  • leakepeter

    YOUR MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.

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  • chunkybongo

    Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull always plays the flute whilst jumping around. I like the one about transparent plants. The ancient Greeks proved the world was round over 2000 years ago.

    Why do people say "enlighten me," after they admit that they stand corrected? Are they going to achieve Nirvana because they admitted they were wrong?

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  • MrChimpo

    Your questions are inane.

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  • Confused94

    I don't think that's sum at all!!! I wanna know the answers to those type a questions too!!! LOL

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  • soorimoori

    I thought I'm the only one who does that :D, Nobody wants to be with me because I ask really stupid questions, like why are your pants light blue not dark and so on :D

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