I am your prostate gland, am i normal

I am swollen. My owner constantly is running to pee. He has thought of getting depends for times that were so embarrassing such as the run to the mens room in the gas station only to see a long line. Which he went into the ladies and got all sorts of comments as he left.

Is it normal for ME>..A man's prostate gland to be swollen, shuts off urine, passes urine with such an urge its terrible. His urine stream is slow and instead of snapping off the stream it slowly just slows to multiple drops.

Lastly, my owner thinks it is my problem that he is leaking pre-seminal fluids all the time. Which in turns creates a smell of recent sex for my owner and strange responses from women that are around him such as on the L or a bus. They can be seen sniffing the air around him and either start a conversation or come off hostile against him for unknown reasons. My owner thinks its the male phermone?

Any ideas? I have asked his backside orifice and only got grunts and rasberries for my efforts. I have tried to speak to his brain, since it is so close to my current location but no good so far.

So could someone who has already experienced this problem get back to me and let me know what else to expect?