I am terrified of shiny objects

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Every single time I see a shiny object, I know that the aliens are trying to connect with me somehow. It is absolutely terrifying, because there are so many shiny and reflective objects in my daily life. Is this normal? Does anyone feel this way and jump in front of cars just to get away from shiny things? (Because that's what I did last Wednesday)

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  • SplinterWingz
    10 years ago

    Never get a magpie as a pet, they work with the aliens.

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    If you're FEMALE,you sound like someone who'd be a GREAT DATE.

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    • megadriver
      10 years ago

      Hahahaha!!!! I guess he, or she should never see my car. I make sure my car is always clean, polished, waxed and as shiny as a mirror!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Talk to someone of google it. I think this is a rare thing. But u know some people have worse like the girl afraid of water. Don't worry what other people say. Good lick!

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  • Piggy123
    13 years ago

    ur frickin crazy

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  • norcalbuddha
    13 years ago

    Come play with us Danny. (shining)

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  • so_damn_unpretty
    13 years ago

    i like shiny things. there just so shiny and pretty. dont be scurd

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  • grumpybarbie
    14 years ago

    Damn auto correct ( but at least that doesn't shine ) DIAMONDS

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  • grumpybarbie
    14 years ago

    Dismonds

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  • grumpybarbie
    14 years ago

    Semi gloss paint is out of the question

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  • grumpybarbie
    14 years ago

    Dude, seriously you're fucking my shit up, everything shines just about! Put on some sunglasses!

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  • grumpybarbie
    14 years ago

    I hope you won't need braces!

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  • grumpybarbie
    14 years ago

    You eat with plastic forks?

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  • grumpybarbie
    14 years ago

    Have you tried, um, wearing sunglasses and seeing a shrink? You're going to get yourself killed! Snap out of it!

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    Why are you still alive?

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  • chatter2000
    14 years ago

    My wife has this. Dr. Dean Edell says this is caused by hormones and you probably have more sexual drive because of those hormones. It's most likely a good thing for you and your partner. And yes, my wife has lots of drive.

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  • insognity
    14 years ago

    I love shiny things... maybe you have schizophrenia or something similar, please go see someone if you're serious... :(

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  • xuselessxheartx
    14 years ago

    u need to go get help to get over this. u cant just be pile driving cars everyday

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  • slcmetalhead
    14 years ago

    Wait, you jumped in front of a car. But isn't a car a shiny thing too?

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  • harachi
    14 years ago

    You are mental.

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  • michellemango
    15 years ago

    you're like the girl whos deathly afraid of cotton balls.

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