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I am extremely scared of fruit. When I was little I had a bad experience with a banana, and have never had it ever it since. Please help me! Is this normal?
It's nuts you should be scared of. Ten times as many people were killed last year by coconuts as sharks. And coconuts aren't even really nuts. Then there are all the nut allergies and stuff. Seriously, Spielberg shouldn't have made "Jaws". He should have made "Nuts".
Bananas are cunning organisms. Indeed, they have managed to fruitfully multiply through their evolutionary monocot lineage, and mold perfectly to to fit the grasp of a human hand (or other species), just as they intended.
Hell they have managed to spark religious debate on whether or not this perfect molding is an act of He Who Commanded Light From Darkness (what the hell, "god") or a result of evolution.
The way they hang menacingly from their perennials, just waiting to be harvested by the gullible pickers
They are pompously displayed on the market shelves, and then finally sit in your table at your children's eye level.
As a final insult they are known to cause accidents here and there "Slipping on a banana peel"
you've been warned
A group of men were captured by a king.. the king told them 1 by 1 to go find 10 of 1 fruit.. the first man came with apples, the bad part was they had to shove all of the fruit... you know where. Then it came to the man who brought grapes there was 9 1 more and he'd be freed. But he was laughing too hard. He wasnt freed. The king askes him.. why were you laughing and he replied "because that other guy game in with pineapples"
i know i girl that had that happen to her now she loves them..j/k dude ur gay it's fruit
Not really normal but people are scared of all sorts of stuff so I wouldn't worry.