I am lubed up and inside your house
Treat this like a choose-your-own-adventure story. Pick your action and in a day or so check back to see what the outcomes for each action was
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You arrive home from a Halloween party super late. Or super early, it's hard to tell. Despite your exhaustion, you force yourself to go about your regular bedtime routine, intent on getting a good night's sleep. You climb into bed and pull the covers over yourself. Just as you're about to close your eyes, you hear a faint giggling outside your bedroom door followed by two words:
L U B E D. U P.
Stricken with fear, you...
| claim this happened once and ask if it's normal that straight but loved taking a 9 incher up the ass | 3 | |
| invite LustyArgonian over for a good and weird time | 1 | |
| hope their lube is flammable and toss a lit match in their direction | 7 | |
| switch to excited and yell "Aww, hell yeah! Pass some my way!" | 2 | |
| begin shrieking and throwing your shit in the direction of the voice like a pissed off orangutan | 4 | |
| throw it back and chase the intruder off with the thunderous sound of your cheeks clapping | 2 | |
| tell them to fuck you harder than the IRS | 5 | |
| demand that they prove it | 1 | |
| inform them you're not ready and you need to find your collection of AOC feet pics | 4 | |
| take action. They can't rape you if you rape them first! | 13 |